Why I love them.....
Women will always ask questions
that have no right answer ...
in an effort to trap you into feeling
They love to talk....
Silence intimidates them and they
feel a need to fill it...
even if they have nothing to say.
they need to feel like there are people
worse off than they are.
That’s why soap operas are
They can’t keep secrets.
It eats away at them from the inside.
they don’t view it as being
untrustworthy If they only tell two or
They Never understand why men
Men understand that they wouldn’t
need toys if women had an "on/off"
Women don’t understand the appeal
Men seek entertainment that allows
them to escape reality.
Women seek entertainment that
reminds them of how horrible
things could be.
Watch a woman eat an ice cream
cone and you’ll have a pretty
good idea about how she’ll
be in bed.
They are never wrong.
Apologizing is the man’s
"It’s there in the Bible".
Hmmm... who was it that gave
Adam the apple?.
Women love to talk on the phone.
A woman can visit her girlfriend for
and upon returning home..
she will call the same friend and
they will talk for three hours.
And the most Important thing Is
They don’t try as hard as men
That's why we men fall asleep