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PostSubject: Math   Mon 20 Dec 2010, 2:48 pm

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me LOL.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%




So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



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PostSubject: Re: Math   Mon 20 Dec 2010, 3:20 pm

Agree

so true so true

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PostSubject: Math   Mon 20 Dec 2010, 6:21 pm

wow have'nt seen that in about 10 years,was a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Math   Tue 21 Dec 2010, 5:24 am

Monochrome {KAN} wrote:

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=9.800,00%
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PostSubject: Re: Math   Tue 21 Dec 2010, 5:45 am

lol! Before I posted this, I knew that Ansgar was going to tally

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PostSubject: Re: Math   Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:03 pm

98% pass in math scratch lol! then again i give it up soon as i passed cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Math   Fri 07 Jan 2011, 8:38 am

Hm, I get different results:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8-1-18-4-23-15-18-11 = -82 = -8200% Shocked
Now I understand why I don't like hard work any more. affraid

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