Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me LOL.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while

Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and

Attitude will get you there, it’s the

Bullshit and

Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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