They are out to get you! I once heard the funniest thing about the
reason cats climb on top of their servants (we their owners) and knead -
It was to see which areas of the body were most vulnerable to an
attack. The belief is that our animals are conspiring to kill us and I
am now convinced this is true. Not only are the cats out to get me, but
the dogs are in on it too!

How else can I explain my dogs waking
me up in two-hour intervals? Could it be that they are trying to wear
down my resistance so that I am less able to defend myself during an
attack? Are the hairballs, strategically placed in my footpath, a way to
test my agility in the event of an ambush? I have noticed lately that
the cats are sleeping on opposite sides of the room and now I am left to
wonder if this is just their way of initiating a calculated attack. A
surgical strike intended to catch me while my defenses are down (this is
where the lack of sleep comes into play).

I know this - if I am
not seen or heard from for more than a day, the cats and dogs were
successful in carrying out their evil plan. Just be sure to look in the
cat box for my lifeless body.

Have you thought about seeking some counseling? Maybe take some time off from school?

Men will never understand why women love cats.

Cats are independent... they don't listen....

they don't come in when you call them...

they like to stay out all night...

and when they come home they like to be left alone
and sleep.

every quality that women hate in a man....

they love in a cat.

I'll come to your rescue, my Lady, don't you worry

Skinny, women love cats so much because they're exactly the same as themselves!

LOL - Rumble, you laugh - but I tell you that they are out to kill me.

@ Skinman, I never thought of it that way! OMG!

@ Techy - skinny cooks, don't trust them.

damn we are picking up our (well my wives) dog (rat if you ask me)
on monday

i wont be able to sleep now....

Hey Lady...now don't get too excited but...

why not take up knitting to take your mind off those freaky cats...

you could start up your own forum...call it (you can't pull the wool over my eyes.

Or..there's nothing plain about me..I'm a purl).

Knitting is a boon for those of us who are easily frightened.

personally... I take my knitting everywhere to take the edge off moments that would
otherwise drive me stark raving mad (which I know everyone thinks impossible).

I remember back in the old days....

(though your much too young to remember...probably still had your own
pet stick)....

most families were close-knit.

Grown children and their parents continued to live together...

under the same roof... sometimes in the same small.. crowded room..

year in and year out...

knitting by candle... until dawns early light... or they died suddenly...

frequently by strangulation....so go on give it a go..

you know you want to...

you'll be proud of your first hand knitted kettle.

not sure about cats, but dogs are way to stupid to plot like that