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PostSubject: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:20 am

I love fortune cookies, one of my favorite parts about Chinese food. Yesterday, I got one that had a good saying. I posted it on my facebook and wanna post it here. Feel free to add some of your favorite quotes:

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:04 pm

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Tue 30 Mar 2010, 5:51 am

This one is dedicated to beastie when playing L4D2 with me What a Face

"Never miss a good chance to shut up"

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Tue 30 Mar 2010, 6:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:02 am

I can think of several I like ....

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.

Easy to run downhill... much puffing to run up.

You can’t clap with one hand.

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:15 am

2.30.........time for dentist


















get it!!!....tooth hurtie
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:19 am

my little friend wrote:
2.30.........time for dentist


get it!!!....tooth hurtie


Rolling Eyes lol!
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:26 am

@Beastie and Mono

Have you two ever seen "The Odd Couple"?

If not, you should find an episode somewhere, watch it, and ponder their sitution. ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Wed 31 Mar 2010, 4:20 pm

9.50 cowboy time

10 to da 10 to da 10 10 10 sorry
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:15 pm

"When you get to the fork in the road, take it." ~Yogi Berra~
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Thu 01 Apr 2010, 12:19 am

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." ~shitmydadsays
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PostSubject: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Thu 01 Apr 2010, 12:43 am

as fast as fast can be,u'll never catch me...the jackalope
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Thu 01 Apr 2010, 4:55 am

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you"

Guess who? What a Face geek

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Thu 01 Apr 2010, 8:59 am

The biggest adventure you can ever take
is to live the life of your dreams.



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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:25 am

A prayer for today.



Oh God....

Grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change.....

the courage to change the things
I cannot accept.......

and the wisdom to hide the bodies
of those people I have to kill to-day
because they piss me off.

Help me to be more careful of the
toes I step on today.....

as they may be connected to the
ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.

Amen.
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:20 am

OK, I know this is a bit religious, sry for that, just for fun, no harm ment geek

"Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles. That's why the Koran says they aren't supposed to reveal them in public"

"Let Jesus be your anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, throw Jesus overboard!"

"The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God. Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said. "The good news is that I got Him down to ten. The bad news is that adultery's still in."


Shit Happens, in various World Religions

Taoism: Shit happens

Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

Hinduism: This shit has happened before

Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"

7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder

Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"

Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again

Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?

Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!

Atheism: There is no shit!

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:18 pm

Girls are like pianos.....

When they’re not upright....

they’re grand.



I thoroughly disapprove of fighting.

If a man should challenge me...

I would take him kindly and forgivingly
by the hand and lead him to a quiet
place and kill him.


If your dreams turn to dust....

vacuum.
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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:00 pm

"A clarification of Christianity: Thou shalt not kill, except in the name of God, Jesus Christ, or the Holy Ghost"


"The reason I know I am God is because one day as I was praying, I realized I was talking to myself"


"All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand..."


"A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain-- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?"


"I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government."


"I believe in God. I just don't trust his ground personnel."


"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense."

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:14 pm

"God asked Adam: "What's wrong?" and Adam replied, "I'm lonely." So God said: "Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you, she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. Whe won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men." So Adam asked, "Well, what's his gonna cost me?". "An arm and a leg." And Adam asked: "Well what can I get for an rib?". And the rest is history."



"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Sun 18 Apr 2010, 7:28 pm

A man was driving to work.....

when a truck ran a stop sign... hit his car broadside...
and knocked him cold.

Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him.

He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized
by the medics.

Later... when he was calm... they asked him why he

struggled so.

He said...

"I remember the impact.... then nothing.

I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge...

flashing Shell' sign........

and somebody was standing in front of the S".

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PostSubject: Re: QUOTE OF THE DAY   Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:02 pm

when peace breaks down and friendships fail ,, dont be sad thats when true love will provaile
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