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Subject: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Wed 28 Oct 2009, 6:23 pm
This is the Official Halloween Thread, where you are encourage to post your Faverite candy, movies, songs, books, events, storys, jokes, pictures, etc. . . I would like to see lots of stuff in here! I will start buy posting Halloween safety, you can be to save now!
skinman {kan} Badass KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Wed 28 Oct 2009, 7:17 pm
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens... near Transylvania and on (Halloween).
They were driving along a rather deserted highway. It was late...and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car.
Suddenly the car skids out of control... Bob attempts to control the car... but to no avail.
The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later... Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed... he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious... with her head bleeding.
Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside... Bob knows he has to carry her to get help. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road.
After a short while... he sees a light. He heads towards the light... which is coming from an old house.
He approaches the door and knocks. A minute later... A small... hunched man opens the door.
Bob immediately blurts... "Hello... my name is Bob Hill... and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident... and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?".
"I'm sorry"... replied the hunchback... "But we don't have a phone. My master is a Doctor...come in and I will get him!".
An elegant man comes down the stairs.
"I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor.. I am a scientist. However... it is many miles to the nearest clinic... and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do.
Igor... bring them down to the laboratory".
With that... Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs... with Bob following closely.
Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries... so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.
After a brief examination... Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious... Igor... Prepare a transfusion".
Igor and his master work feverishly... but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.
The Hills deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily... he climbs the steps to his conservatory... which houses his grand piano... for it is here that he has always found solace.
He begins to play... and a stirring....almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile... Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement.. and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch.
Stunned... he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise!.
He is further amazed as Betty sits straight up!.
Unable to contain himself... he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master...
"Master... Master! .....
"The hills are alive with the sound of music".
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:04 am
Warheads, Hands down is one of my favorite Candies, Butterscotch is another Sprees Skittles Starbursts Sour Skittles
But I think Warheads is the candies that is sour but won't destroy your tounge after you eat a bag full.
Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
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I miss BOG!!
Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 7:19 pm
Lady of Winter {KAN} wrote:
OK - I posted this in the joke section because I'm old and didn't see this one first. So I shall repost:
Why can't witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have HALLO-WEENIES!!!
Sigh.
skinman {kan} Badass KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:07 pm
Happy halloween....
Captain Steelheart {KAN} Guest
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Fav MP map: “A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner”
Fav SP game: "Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved."
Xfire: "Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days."
TeamSpeak: “The loneliness you get by the sea is personal and alive. It doesn't subdue you and make you feel abject. It's stimulating loneliness.”
Registration date: 2009-02-05
Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:13 pm
Rumble I think liked that one! Also my candy is HEATH bars and I like the Grim Reaper, The Headless Horseman, and Skeletons!
HERE is a song!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:26 pm
The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of my favorite movies. I love Tim Burton. Oogie Boogie is the best character in that movie, his song is fantastic!
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:30 pm
happy halloween all
toxic{KAN} Guest
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Subject: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:51 pm
blah blah blah!!!!Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good too eat.
Mono {KAN} Rambo KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sun 01 Nov 2009, 7:44 am
This is one lucky dude
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Rumble {KAN} Badass KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sun 01 Nov 2009, 10:47 am
MONOCHROME {KAN} wrote:
This is one lucky dude
Yeah. It looks like they're in a hospital.
That's probably a good thing - he may need their services soon
Doomed44 {KAN} Teen KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sun 01 Nov 2009, 2:23 pm
Wow mono where you get the pictures of ed?
Mono {KAN} Rambo KAN
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Subject: Re: The Official Halloween Posting Area! Sun 01 Nov 2009, 7:00 pm
Hehe, this is not sissy Ed, this is a biker.....we get a a lot of ladies...oh shit now I remember, Im married and those days are gone
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Subject: The Official Halloween Posting Area! 
