Don't you think The life cycle
is all backwards.

You should die first...
start out dead and get it out
of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing
home...

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too
healthy...

go collect your pension...then...

when you start work...

you get a gold watch on your
first day.

You work 40 years until you're
young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You drink alcohol... you party...

you're generally promiscuous and
you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school...

you become a kid...you play...

you have no responsibilities...

you become a baby...

then... you spend

your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like
central heating spa room
service on tap...

larger quarters
everyday...

and finally you finish off as
an orgasm.

I rest my case.