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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
 Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
 |  Subject: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:10 pm | |
| I asked that the forum be renamed for one very special reason. I think Skinman deserves just as much ownership of this section of the KAN forum. His dedications and commitment to this section has enabled this section to grow. I am thankful to him. The reason I chose the name is because I remember Skinman mentioning Lady and the Tramp in one of his first posts to this forum. Skinman! You rock, Sir!  |
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my little friend
Badass KAN
 Number of posts: 1242
Age: 49
City/Country: london uk
: <span style="color: rgb(2, 186, 0); font-weight: bold;">Clan Member</span><br>
Fav MP game: doom3/cod4
Fav MP map: face to face/broadcast
Fav SP game: birdwatching
Xfire: never
TeamSpeak: now and again..and only when i'm sober...not making that mistake again!
Registration date: 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:48 pm | |
| yes i agree....uncle skinman deservers some recognition although who is the lady and who is the tramp will need further discussion  |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:50 pm | |
| Can I just repeat how greatful
I am that Christine had the
kindness to give me a voice
In her section.
I am really proud to be a part
of it.....
If anyone reads my Inane
ramblings...
then the electric shock
treatment has been all
worth while..
Thanks L.O.W.
Yours to the bone... |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:56 pm | |
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BEASTIE {KAN}
Despot KAN
Number of posts: 2871
Age: 42
City/Country: Essex, UK
: Clan Founder
: Clan Leader
: Mister smarty pants & a joke as l4d2 player
Fav MP game: L4D2
Fav SP game: DOOM 3
Xfire: beastbeastbeast
TeamSpeak: wimp
Registration date: 2007-10-05
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:04 pm | |
| yes i agree, skinman should be honoured |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:56 pm | |
| An Englishman is strolling past
a Scottish lunatic asylum when
he hears a loud chanting.
"thirteen thirteen thirteen!"
the voice was coming from
one of the mental hospital
wards.
The Englishman's curiosity
got the better of him...
so....
he searched for a hole in
the security fence.
It wasn't long before he
found a small crack...
so he leans forward and
peers in.
Instantly..
A long finger jabs him in
the eye.
As he reels back in agony...
he hears a voice chanting...
"fourteen fourteen fourteen!"
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Captain Steelheart
{KAN} Guest
Number of posts: 329
Age: 22
City/Country: The 7 Seas
Fav MP game: “I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky; and all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.”
Fav MP map: “A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner”
Fav SP game: "Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved."
Xfire: "Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days."
TeamSpeak: “The loneliness you get by the sea is personal and alive. It doesn't subdue you and make you feel abject. It's stimulating loneliness.”
Registration date: 2009-02-05
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:41 pm | |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:00 am | |
| Two friends are discussing the
possibility of love.
"I thought I was in love three
times"...
"How so?".
"Five years ago I deeply cared
for a woman who wanted nothing
to do with me"....
"Was that not love?".
"No".....
"That was obsession.
And then two years ago I
deeply cared for an attractive
woman who didn't understand me".
"Was that not love?".
"No....
That was lust.
And just last year I met a woman
aboard a cruise ship on the
Caribbean.
She was smart...
funny....
and a great conversationalist....
And everywhere I followed her
on that boat....
I would get this strange sensation
in the pit of my stomach".
"Was that not love?".
"No...
That was Mal De Mer".
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Sun 05 Jul 2009, 1:26 pm | |
| An elderly couple are visiting another elderly couples' house for dinner. After dinner... the women retire to the kitchen to prepare the dessert. The men stay at the table chatting. The visitor says... "We were at a brilliant resturaunt yesterday... I can really recommend it". "Oh really"... "what is it called?". The visitor pauses for a while... and then says... "What is that flower that you give to someone to tell them that you love them?... It's got thorns on it". "Do you mean a rose?". "Yes... that's it"... He Then turns to the kitchen and shouts... "Rose... what is the name of that resturaunt we went to yesterday?". |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Tue 07 Jul 2009, 2:12 pm | |
| A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. several minutes later the waitress brings his meal to him. He is halfway through when he notices a large curly hair on his hamburger. He screams out for the waitress.. telling her there's a hair in his meal and demands to see the cook. So the waitress takes the man through to the kitchen where the cook is standing... rolling up lumps of meat patte and flattening them under his arm pits. "That's disgusting says the man". The waitress replies... "You think that's disgusting ... you should see how he makes the doughnuts".  |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Tue 07 Jul 2009, 6:24 pm | |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:52 pm | |
| Osama Bin Laden had spent many days crossing the desert without finding any water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst.He's crawling through the sands... certain that he has breathed his last... when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object...pulls it out of the sand... and discovers that It's a wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle... so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Hassidic rabbi... complete with black alpaca coat...black hat... side curls...etc."Well... kid"... says the genie. "You know how it works.
You have three wishes"...
"I'm not going to trust you"... says Osama. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!"."What do you have to lose?...It looks like you're a goner anyway!".Osama thinks about this for a minute...and decides that the genie is right.
"OK...I wish I am in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink".
"POOF"
Osama finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wineand platters of delicacies. "OK...kid... what's your second wish".
"My second wish is that I am rich beyond my wildest dreams".
"POOF"
Osama finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK... kid...you have just one more wish.Better make it a good one!".After thinking for a few minutes...Osama says..."I wish I am white and surrounded by beautiful women".
"POOF"
Osama is turned into a Tampax.
The moral of the story is... Be careful what you wish for..There may be strings attached. |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:58 pm | |
| Eeeeeeew  |
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Mono {KAN}
Rambo KAN
Number of posts: 2896
Age: 49
City/Country: Stockholm Sweden
: Moderator
: Forum Admin
: Raqe quitters anonymous
Fav MP game: L4D2
Fav MP map: N/A
Fav SP game: N/A
Xfire: U R Xfired!!!
TeamSpeak: I'm too shy
Registration date: 2007-10-05
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:00 pm | |
| Prince Charles no. 1 wish?  |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :) Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:49 pm | |
| TOM DICK and HARRY were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. TOM said to DICK and HARRY let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights.... and DICK can sing songs for 25 flights..... and you HARRY can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor TOM stopped telling jokes and DICK began to sing. At the 51st floor DICK stopped singing and HARRY began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first"... he said. "I left the room key in the car".
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