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PostSubject: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:10 pm

I asked that the forum be renamed for one very special reason. I think Skinman deserves just as much ownership of this section of the KAN forum. His dedications and commitment to this section has enabled this section to grow. I am thankful to him.

The reason I chose the name is because I remember Skinman mentioning Lady and the Tramp in one of his first posts to this forum.

Skinman! You rock, Sir! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:48 pm

yes i agree....uncle skinman deservers some recognition
although who is the lady and who is the tramp will need further discussion lol!
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:50 pm

Can I just repeat how greatful
I am that Christine had the
kindness to give me a voice
In her section.

I am really proud to be a part
of it.....

If anyone reads my Inane
ramblings...

then the electric shock
treatment has been all
worth while..

Thanks L.O.W.

Yours to the bone...
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:56 pm

my little friend wrote:
yes i agree....uncle skinman deservers some recognition
although who is the lady and who is the tramp will need further discussion lol!

ROFL ROFL

the thing only a dog would say!

Yooooo
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:04 pm

yes i agree, skinman should be honoured
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sun 21 Jun 2009, 3:56 pm

An Englishman is strolling past
a Scottish lunatic asylum when
he hears a loud chanting.

"thirteen thirteen thirteen!"

the voice was coming from
one of the mental hospital
wards.

The Englishman's curiosity
got the better of him...
so....
he searched for a hole in
the security fence.

It wasn't long before he
found a small crack...

so he leans forward and
peers in.

Instantly..
A long finger jabs him in
the eye.

As he reels back in agony...

he hears a voice chanting...

"fourteen fourteen fourteen!"


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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:41 pm

lol! lol! lol! Skinman!
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:00 am

Two friends are discussing the
possibility of love.

"I thought I was in love three
times"...

"How so?".

"Five years ago I deeply cared
for a woman who wanted nothing
to do with me"....
"Was that not love?".

"No".....
"That was obsession.

And then two years ago I
deeply cared for an attractive
woman who didn't understand me".

"Was that not love?".

"No....
That was lust.

And just last year I met a woman
aboard a cruise ship on the
Caribbean.
She was smart...
funny....
and a great conversationalist....
And everywhere I followed her
on that boat....
I would get this strange sensation
in the pit of my stomach".

"Was that not love?".

"No...

That was Mal De Mer".
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Sun 05 Jul 2009, 1:26 pm

An elderly couple are

visiting another elderly

couples' house for dinner.



After dinner...

the women retire to the

kitchen to prepare the

dessert.



The men stay at the table

chatting.



The visitor says...



"We were at a brilliant

resturaunt yesterday...



I can really recommend it".



"Oh really"...



"what is it called?".



The visitor pauses for a while...



and then says...



"What is that flower that you

give to someone to tell them

that you love them?...



It's got thorns on it".



"Do you mean a rose?".



"Yes... that's it"...



He Then turns to the kitchen

and shouts...



"Rose...



what is the name of that

resturaunt we went to

yesterday?".





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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Tue 07 Jul 2009, 2:12 pm

A man walks into a hamburger shop
and orders a regular meal.

several minutes later the waitress
brings his meal to him.

He is halfway through when he
notices a large curly hair on his
hamburger.

He screams out for the waitress..

telling her there's a hair in his meal
and demands to see the cook.

So the waitress takes the man
through to the kitchen where the
cook is standing...

rolling up lumps of meat patte and
flattening them under his arm pits.

"That's disgusting says the man".

The waitress replies...

"You think that's disgusting ...

you should see how he makes
the doughnuts".

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Tue 07 Jul 2009, 6:24 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL Tease
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:52 pm

Osama Bin Laden had spent many days
crossing the desert without finding any water.

It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst.

He's crawling through the sands...
certain that he has breathed his last...

when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead
of him.

He crawls to the object...
pulls it out of the sand...
and discovers that It's a wine bottle.

It appears that there may be a drop or
two left in the bottle...

so he unscrews the top and out
pops a genie.

But this is no ordinary genie.

This genie appears to be a Hassidic
rabbi...
complete with black alpaca coat...
black hat...
side curls...etc.
"Well... kid"... says the genie.

"You know how it works.
You have three wishes"...

"I'm not going to trust you"...
says Osama.

"I'm not going to trust a Jewish
genie!".

"What do you have to lose?...
It looks like you're a goner anyway!".

Osama thinks about this for a minute...
and decides that the genie is right.

"OK...

I wish I am in a lush oasis with plentiful
food and drink".

"POOF"

Osama finds himself in the most beautiful

oasis he has ever seen.

And he is surrounded with jugs of wine
and platters of delicacies.

"OK...kid... what's your second wish".

"My second wish is that I am rich
beyond my wildest dreams".

"POOF"

Osama finds himself surrounded by

treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems.

"OK... kid...


you have just one more wish.

Better make it a good one!".

After thinking for a few minutes...
Osama says...

"I wish I am white and surrounded
by beautiful women".

"POOF"

Osama is turned into a

Tampax.

The moral of the story is...


Be careful what you wish for..

There may be strings attached.
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Fri 17 Jul 2009, 5:58 pm

Eeeeeeew Razz
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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:00 pm

Prince Charles no. 1 wish? What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: LADY AND THE TRAMP :)   Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:49 pm

TOM DICK and HARRY were at a
convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top

of a 75 story sky scraper.

After a long day of meetings
they were shocked to hear that
the elevators in their hotel were
broken and they would have to
climb 75 flights of stairs to get
to their room.

TOM said to DICK and HARRY
let's break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating
on something interesting.

I'll tell jokes for 25 flights....
and DICK can sing songs for
25 flights.....
and you HARRY can tell sad
stories the rest of the way.

At the 26th floor TOM stopped
telling jokes and DICK began
to sing.
At the 51st floor DICK stopped
singing and HARRY began to tell
sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first"...
he said.

"I left the room key in the car".



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