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PostSubject: how to tell a joke.   Fri 15 May 2009, 10:16 am

Okay...

so these two lesbians walk
into a bar...

right?...

And they sit down.. and the first
lesbian orders a gin and tonic...

and the second lesbian orders
a... OH WAIT!....

Did I mention that the bar is
in Glasgow?...

Because that's very important...

that the bar's in Glasgow.

Okay...

so the two lesbians walk into
the bar...

and they take their seats...

and the second lesbian orders....

no.. wait..

the FIRST lesbian orders a gin
and tonic..

and the second lesbian orders
vodka.

They get their drinks and they
start drinking...

and then the first lesbian....

OH WAIT!.. I forgot.. there are
actually THREE lesbians....

right?.

Okay...

so the three lesbians walk into
the bar...

and the first lesbian gets vodka...

no.. wait..

the first lesbian gets a gin and
tonic..
and the SECOND lesbian gets
vodka...

and the third lesbian gets a ham
sandwich.

Oh..

did I say that this was a bar?

Because it's actually a disco.

That's very important.

Okay...

so the three lesbians are in
the disco...

and the first one gets a vodka...

and the second one gets a gin
and tonic...

no wait...

that's backwards...

okay so let's make it simple
and just say that they swap
drinks.

Okay...

and then the third lesbian gets
a ham sandwich.

And once they get their orders...

a cowboy walks into the disco....

oh wait...

now I remember....

they're not lesbians...

they're PENGUINS.

Or maybe they're lesbian
penguins?.

Let's just say they're penguins.

Oh..

and it's not in Glasgow...

it's in Tasmania.

And it's not a disco...

it's a warehouse.

And there's not three of them...

there's twenty-seven.

But thirteen of them are dead.

And they're not ordering drinks...

they're firing semi-automatic
weapons.

And the cowboy is really a
leprechaun.

Okay...

so where were we?.

Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: how to tell a joke.   Sun 17 May 2009, 1:46 pm

drunken rofl
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PostSubject: Re: how to tell a joke.   Sun 17 May 2009, 2:31 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: how to tell a joke.   Sun 17 May 2009, 3:22 pm

lol! ROFL
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