A poem I created for the man who has the best sense of humor!! MyLF!

Although I've said you cross dress, and run around in nude
You have a sense of humor, you are a real cool dude
A wood sprite means your magical, and so you are to me
Forget you like to peep through holes, I say just leave you be
I only jest for you my friend because you like a tease
but I shall stop, just say the word, and don't forget say pretty please :)

You know we love ya!!

wow chris,thanks,dont know what to say,
except perhaps youve made my day,
you know i like to play the fool,
but really this is very cool,
so excuse me if im being crass,
but this from the girl with the great big ass!!!
yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa

always your friend

A few clicks away
from lots of “friends".
No clue whats on telly
or CNN.

I should get dressed..
go for A pint
with all these
friends.I'll stay in
to-night.

Glued to the screen
A kind of affliction.
All in the {kan]..
make it such an
addiction.

Is it an ILLUSION..
Is it me?.... being on
{kan} is the
greatest you see....

Alas our Skinman has chimed in, of course with golden tongue
His words are so articulate, his wit a gift unsung
And so we ask a glimpse of him, a picture we must see
To match the face of intellect, to satisfy curiosity
And if he try to swindle us with pictures that are untrue
We shall hang him by his toes and run him through and through

i believe i may have found him
i googled skinman and this is what i found

ok..you got me...

here I am outside
my house...

coming out the pub....


now about that date.....

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and have experienced a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 has disabled other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as football 7.4 and PGA 4.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but without success. What can I do?

Desperate.
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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package! , while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C :/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.

Caution: overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications like Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.5, or reinstall another Boyfriend program! These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.. They could also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce serious viruses into the Operating System.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and doesn't learn new applications quickly. You might consider installing additional software to enhance the system performance. I personally recommend SingleMaltScotch 4.5 combined with such applications as that old stand-by Lingerie 6.9 (which should also improve performance of Husband 1.0's hardware).

Good luck! Tech Support

I heard there is a new software called pool boy 1.2 to replace milkman 2.1. However, he does have a few addons such as speedos 1.3 and fig leaf 2.0. Ladies, be sure to upgrade before using as pool boy 1.2 may turn into has-been 1.2 with the beergut virus 4.0.

LoW

If my body were a car..

this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in
for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents
and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting
a little dull.. but that's not
the worst of it.

My headlights are out of
focus and it's especially
hard to see things up
close.

My traction is not as
graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even
in the best of weather.


It takes me hours to reach
my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it...

almost every time I
sneeze.. cough or sputter....

either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!

@ Skinman {kan}

Too funny - lmao!!

An english dignitary is being
shown around an Edinburgh
hospital.

Towards the end of his visit..
he is taken onto a ward of
people with no obvious signs
of injury.

He greets the first patient
and the chap replies..

"Fair fa' you honest sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place..
Painch, tripe.. or thaim..
Weel are ye Wordy o'a grace..
As lang's my arm".

being somewhat confused..
the man just grins..

moves on to the next patient
and greets him.

He replies..

"Some hae meat.. and canna eat..
And some hae nane that want it..
But we hae meat and we can eat..
And sae the Lord be thank it".

Even more confused..

but trying not to show it..

the dignitary moves on to the
third patient..

who immediately begins to rant..

"Wee sleekit.. cow'rin..tim'rous beastie..
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty..
Wi bickering brattle!"

Alarmed the man turns to
the doctor accompanying
him and demands an
explanation

"What sort of ward is this..
a mental ward?"

"No"..

replies the doctor

"This is the Serious Burns Unit".