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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Mon 09 Mar 2009, 12:48 pm

A duck goes into a
bar and says..

"I would like a drink...
I am old enough".

The bartender replies..

'You need to be able to
prove who you are".

The duck pulls out a mirror.

He looks in it.. nods his head..
and says.. 'Yep.. that's me.'
Embarassed
.......................

Alice and ted went for a meal
at a Chinese restaurant and
they order the "Chicken Surprise".

The waiter brings the meal..served
in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as Alice is about to serve herself..
the lid of the pot rises slightly and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief.. did you see that?"..
she asks her husband.. ted. He hasn't...
so she asks him to look in the pot.

ted reaches for it and again the lid rises..
and he sees two little eyes looking around
before it slams down. Rather perturbed..
he calls the waiter over..

explains what is happening..and
demands an explanation.

"It's what you ordered..Sir"...

ted replies... "Chicken Surprise?".

"Ah... So sorry.. my mistake"...
says the attendant
"I've given you Peeking Duck!'
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Tue 10 Mar 2009, 3:59 pm

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:33 am

funny.....
ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:22 pm




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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Thu 19 Mar 2009, 4:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Fri 20 Mar 2009, 3:43 pm

What do you call a
cat that swallows
a duck?

A duck..filled..
fatty-pus....
.................

An avid duck hunter was in
the market for a new bird dog.

His search ended when he
found a dog that could actually
walk on water to retrieve a duck.

Shocked by his find..
he was sure none of his friends
would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the
news to a friend of his..

the eternal pessimist who
refused to be impressed
with anything.

This.. surely.. would impress
him.

He invited him to hunt with
him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore..
a flock of ducks flew by.

they fired.. and a duck fell.

The dog responded and
jumped into the water.

The dog..however.. did not
sink but instead walked across
the water to retrieve the bird..
never getting more than his
paws wet.

This continued all day long.

each time a duck fell..
the dog walked across the
surface of the water to
retrieve it.

The pessimist watched
carefully..
saw everything..
but did not say a single
word.

On the drive home the
hunter asked his friend..

"Did you notice anything
unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did"..
responded the pessimist.

"He cant swim".
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Fri 20 Mar 2009, 4:00 pm

An english man..
A scots man..
and daffy duck walk
into a pub.

after a few pints the
english man goes down
stairs to the toilet and
finds a fiver on the table.

he picks it up and he hears
a voice saying..

“I am the ghost of
auntie mabel leave the
fiver on the table”.

So the english man runs
back up stairs.

After another few pints
the scotsman goes to the
toilet and see’s the fiver..

he picks it up and hears the
same voice...

“I am the ghost of
auntie mabel leave the
fiver on the table”...
and he runs back up stairs.

After another few pints...

daffy duck goes to the toilet...
and see’s the fiver on the
table and hears the same voice..

“I am the ghost of auntie mabel..
leave the fiver on the table”..

and daffy duck replies...

“I am the ghost of daffy duck...

picks up the fiver and runs
like F**K!”.
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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Thu 02 Apr 2009, 12:16 am

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PostSubject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS   Sat 04 Apr 2009, 12:25 am