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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
 Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
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Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
 |  Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:46 pm | |
| A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work. They approach the first pond.. the dog runs ahead into the brush. He comes back and waves his tail once. The owner tells his friend that this means there is one duck on the pond. They walk up,,and sure enough.. one duck flies off. At the second pond..the dog waves his tail three times. The owner explains that this means there are three ducks on the pond. When they walk up..exactly three ducks take flight. At the third pond..the dog runs back and forth.. humping the hunters legs and chasing his tail. The friend asks what in the world this means. The owner explains... "This means there are so many f**king ducks on that pond.. he can't even count them."  |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:55 am | |
| A primary teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. ON it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck yellow and the umbrella green. But sandy the class rebel colored the duck in bright fire truck red. After seeing this.. the teacher asked him.. "Sandy how many times have you seen a red duck?" Young Sandy replied.. "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
 Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
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Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:25 pm | |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:40 am | |
| caught short....  refreshing....  |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:48 pm | |
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:04 pm | |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50 pm | |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:18 pm | |
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my little friend
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 1242
Age: 49
City/Country: london uk
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Fav MP game: doom3/cod4
Fav MP map: face to face/broadcast
Fav SP game: birdwatching
Xfire: never
TeamSpeak: now and again..and only when i'm sober...not making that mistake again!
Registration date: 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:39 pm | |
| Man this whole thread is just plain bonkers!  |
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TomOnFire {KAN}
Techi KAN
Number of posts: 1411
Age: 37
City/Country: Würzburg - Germany
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: Alzheimer & useless l4d2 player KAN
Fav MP game: None - they all crash or require 'origin' spy ware
Fav MP map: ---
Fav SP game: Minecraft
Xfire: ---
TeamSpeak: ---
Registration date: 2007-10-05
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skinman {kan}
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 2902
Age: 64
City/Country: over here
: Clan Member
Fav MP game: left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak: yes.
Registration date: 2008-05-04
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:51 pm | |
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my little friend
Badass KAN
Number of posts: 1242
Age: 49
City/Country: london uk
: <span style="color: rgb(2, 186, 0); font-weight: bold;">Clan Member</span><br>
Fav MP game: doom3/cod4
Fav MP map: face to face/broadcast
Fav SP game: birdwatching
Xfire: never
TeamSpeak: now and again..and only when i'm sober...not making that mistake again!
Registration date: 2008-08-10
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 19 Feb 2009, 8:20 pm | |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:33 pm | |
| Anyone up for a game of bowling?  |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18 pm | |
| Sorry I thought these were Duke jokes..........lmao. Funny stuff!  |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts: 1554
Age: 44
City/Country: Earth (is not a country itīs a planet)
: Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss
Fav MP game: Naked Volleyball and Twister.
Fav MP map: BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game: LOL
Xfire: ladyofwinter
TeamSpeak: 1st Lady {KAN}
Registration date: 2008-03-15
| | Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10 am | |
| Yes, some are but it's all things Ducks!! Quacks me up! |
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