Dearest Skinman,

1: A fly with no winds is called a walk. A fly with no wings or legs is called a sit.

2: Contrary to popular belief, mimes do actually possess the power of speech, but choose not to do it to scare people like me. A mute on the other hand has an entirely seperate chapter in law which makes the police respond to them in sign language. "You have the right to not sign, anything you do sign may be taken down and used against you in a court of law."

3: The best thing before sliced bread was un-sliced bread. Duh!

4: Blind people know when they're done wiping because its pretty obvious. You don't really need the power of sight. I don't know about you, but I can't contort myself enough to be able to check so being able to see is irrelevant.

THAT'S FUNNY.

Oh' magnificent all
seeing eye...are you
awakened yet?.. to
answer all those
questions...
that only a fool
would think of..


Doesn't expecting the
unexpected make the
unexpected expected?

If work is so terrific how
come they have to pay
you to do it?

Why do they announce
power shortages on TV?

Do you need a silencer
when you shoot a mime?

How can batteries die?.

If a turtle doesn't have
a shell is it homeless
or naked?

I will not move from here
till you answer.....
oh' great know It all...

yours to the bone

LMAO - this kid is brilliant!

Sorry for the delay. I have been otherwise occupied. Also, my shift-key is sticking, so I might make some gramatical errors. (gasp)

On with the questions!

1: The unexpected is always expected. How can something be unexpected if you expect that that thing that happens will be unexpected? (think about it.)

2: Because work is that good, it is unbearable. Too much of a good thing, you know. Like oxygen.

3: They announce Power outages just for the Telly-men. Telly-men are a race of people who have evolved to recieve Television signals on their outrageously large ears and translate them into images that only they can see. They would ned to know about a power outage as much as anyone else.

4: What is it with you and mimes? No. Mimes are just as susceptable to bullets as the next non-mime guy.

5: Batteries die because they are actually powered by thousands of laborador puppy souls encapsulated in that tiny metal tube. When all the adorable puppy souls die the battery dies.

6: Turtles can't actually be separated from their shells. If they are seen without a shell everyone within 500 miles instantly dies. Including the turtle.

W!D0W

HI' there again...

I can only say your last post
was a great revelation..
not only to me but I'm sure
to millions of others.
(though for the life of me
I can't think of one and I'm
sure you will be the same).

oh' great labotomy maker
over us all...
could you say ...

Can a short person like yourself...
"talk down" to a taller person...
like me?.


Why do people never say...

"it's only a game"...
when they're winning?.

At what point in man's
evolution did he start
wiping his ass?.

How does Freddy Kruger
wipe his?.

What type of animal is a
Snuffaluffagus?


Is "vice-versa"
to a dyslexic just
plain redundant?.

If there's an exception
to every rule... is there
an exception to that rule?.

Who coined the phrase...
"coined the phrase?".


Waiting with great eagerness
for the reply that only a
W!dowm@k3r could give...

Yours to the bone...

I'm baaaaaack!