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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 13 Mar 2009, 5:40 am

I enjoy this thread. Very informative. My question is..
Why is there Braille on the drive thru ATM machines? My opinion is the drive thru isn't the safest place for Blind people.

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 13 Mar 2009, 3:57 pm

10-78 Havok wrote:
I enjoy this thread. Very informative. My question is..
Why is there Braille on the drive thru ATM machines? My opinion is the drive thru isn't the safest place for Blind people.

Thanks,
Havok
Blind people actually Echo-locate like bats. They use braille when they cannot see things that are not raised, like words in books and un-indented numbers on a keypad. They use their sticks to make a tapping noise so they can 'see'.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 13 Mar 2009, 4:56 pm

W!DOWM@K3R {KAN} wrote:
10-78 Havok wrote:
I enjoy this thread. Very informative. My question is..
Why is there Braille on the drive thru ATM machines? My opinion is the drive thru isn't the safest place for Blind people.

Thanks,
Havok
Blind people actually Echo-locate like bats. They use braille when they cannot see things that are not raised, like words in books and un-indented numbers on a keypad. They use their sticks to make a tapping noise so they can 'see'.


: ROFL ROFL ROFL
you are wise beyond your years young padowin lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 23 Mar 2009, 10:58 am

Well...Widow...

You have had it
kinda easy these
last couple of days...

It's now time to earn
all that money that's
donated to......

(Save the M@k3R..
from exploding fund)..

so start earning...

how long is a while?.

When you close the fridge door..
how do we know if the light
goes out?.

Why do toasters always have
a setting that burns the toast
to a crisp?.

If corn oil is made from corn..
and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables.. then what is baby
oil made from?.

How many coats of Tartan
paint do you need to apply?.

Why is it that when someone
tells you that there are over
a billion stars in the universe..
you believe them..
but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere..
you have to touch it to
make sure?.

If ghosts can walk through
walls and glide down stairs..
why don't they fall through
the floor?.

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 23 Mar 2009, 4:57 pm

1: A while is twice as long as half a piece of string...no wait.

2: We just do.

3: Think about it, a house only needs one toaster so once everyone has one there is no need for any more. Toasters have that setting so they burn down houses, thus destroying the toaster itself. Then you have to go buy another. It is an elaborate marketing ploy.

4: Baby oil is made from babies, your thoughts are correct. They crush them in a similar way to the old fashioned way of making wine. Stomping.

5: One. Tartan paints are few and far between, but only one coat is needed. Who has Tartan on their walls anyway. That's just stupid.

6: Because you can't touch stars to see if they're there. Even if you could you would burn your fingers off before you got close. Paint seems very safe in retrospect.

7: They actually do. That is why you don't see very many ghosts compared to the amount of people dead. Only a select few master the art of flying. The rest are trapped at the Earth's core.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 23 Mar 2009, 7:44 pm

lol! Widow. You need to start your own consulting forum.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 23 Mar 2009, 9:01 pm

I'm up for that.

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:39 pm

This thread is so empty!

"Echo!"

...echo...

..echo..

.echo.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:27 am

The rationale behind the marijuana..
smoking equipment popularly referred
to as a bong ..
so we've been told ...
is that the water inside the device
filters the smoke..
providing a cleaner..
easier hit.

Less well known is that the same
effect can be achieved by
substituting the liquid with a simple
household cat.

Or at least..
that's what we glean from the
actions of one 20..year..old
pothead genius.

When police turned up at his
home to investigate alleged
possession of drug paraphernalia..

they found what they were looking for..
a rather ugly plexiglass..
and..duct..tape contraption with a
garden hose nozzle attached...

but made an unexpected second
discovery when they opened the
homemade pipe..

an adorable.. somewhat sedated..
but otherwise unharmed kitten.

The stoner owner explained he
had been attempting to soothe
the feline after she became
hyperactive.

The police were unconvinced..
charging him with animal cruelty.

The cat.. a six..month..old named
Shadow ..
was taken to the local humane
society where she ate three cans
of cat food..
delivered a long..
meandering monologue on the
philosophical meaning behind..

"Tom and Jerry" cartoons..

and then took a little nap.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:03 pm

Hi'...

W!dowm@k3r..

HERE ARE A FEW
THINGS I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO ANSWER...

I KNOW YOUR IN-BOX
MUST BE CRAMMED
FULL OF UNANSWERED
QUESTIONS...
BUT IF YOU COULD
POSSIBLY SPARE
THE TIME..I WOULD BE
OVERCOME WITH
ENLIGHTENMENT OVER
YOUR DEEP.....
PHILOSOPHICAL....
ANSWERS.....

How deep is a river?.

Why doesn't Tarzan
have a beard?.

Whose idea was it
to put an "S" in
the word "lisp?".

If people evolved
from apes..
why are there
still apes?.

Why do people keep
running over a string
a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner..
then reach down..
pick it up..
examine it..
then put it down to
give the vacuum
one more chance?.

When we are in the
supermarket..
and someone rams
our ankle with a
shopping cart then
apologizes for doing
so...
why do we say...

"It's all right?"...

When it isn't all right..

so why don't we say...

"That hurt...

You stupid B**tard?".


The statistics on sanity
are that one out of
every fourth person is
suffering from some
sort of mental illness...

Think of the three
best friends we
know...

If mine are okay..

then Is It me?.

Which one would
you recommend
for me.....

Cerebral Atrophy
therapy...

Or A Full
Lobotomy?.

waiting anxiously
for A reply...

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 09 Apr 2009, 8:28 am

I do apologise about the lack of haste around my reply.
As for your questions I would be happy to correct your minds upon the correct course.

1: Many scientists have tried, and failed, to answer this question because nobody can answer "what is a river". When does a trickle become a stream or a stream become a river?

About 1metre I'd say.

2: Tarzan's beard is actually 100% ingrown. It is incredibly painful, hence his regular fits of almost animalistic rage.

3: People with a 'lisp' where considered noblemen in the late 15th century. They devised to name this incredible property in such a way that saying it would define you as one.

(I don't have a lisp btw :))

4: That is a common misconception. Apes actually de-evolved from humans. Nature's little joke.

5: You do this? See a doctor before it gets too bad.

6: We don't say that because the human mouth is incapable of saying the letter '*'. If you can imagine the sound of ice in a blender mixed with a sub-sonic rumble you are halfway to how that letter sounds.

7: Most likely.

8: The lobotomy because it says'bottom' in it. Razz

Yours truthfully,

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 09 Apr 2009, 3:37 pm

Bravo, W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}. Bravo! applaus
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 09 Apr 2009, 5:48 pm

At last....
W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}

Thanks for clarifying all
my questions with such
Intellectual Abundance.

I know you'll be happy
in the knowledge that
I'll sleep much easier
in my tree to-night...

And I know I can rely
on you as a real friend
to help me out of Any
pickle I might be in......

Even my present financial
one.......I know the most
Important thing in your life
is answering questions....

and that the thought of
having lots of money to
you is the curse you would
rather not have.

Strange as it might seem....

I can help you there....

Just look into my eyes...

you are getting sleepy....

say...I'm giving all my
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:50 pm

Dear W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}

Why do people go through the drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and not inside, to place a huge order? Is it not suppose to be FAST FOOD?

Why will people look all through the house if they lost the remote, but not get up and just change the channel on the television?

Just two nagging questions. Thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:19 pm

Oh!.... He who must be..

while your rummaging
up there... (in your head)
you might tell me....

If you dug a hole through
the centre of the earth....
and jumped in....
would you stay at the
centre because of gravity?.

And another thing.....

Do they bury people with
their braces on?.

And how about the
question of......

How far east can you go
before you're heading west? .

And I know your an authority
on this subject......

If a lesbian has sex with other
women but never with another
man is she still considered a
virgin?.

And finally...Being A lover of
PUSSY...

(in fact I like dogs
as well)...

Can animals commit
suicide?.

waiting.....

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:54 pm

Well informed responses ensue...

LoW

1: Typically, it is mainly Americans who excersize this strange behaviour. Drive thru's remove the human contact, and therefore the potential embarassment caused by placing a humungous order. That way, people are more inclined to buy massive amounts of food.

Another McDonald's marketing ploy.

2: Many people develop quite a close attatchment to their TV remote. People search endlessly not for the conveinience, but to see their beloved remote again. Kind of like the ring in Lord Of The Rings.

Skinman

1: No. You would die.

2: Braces are actualy made of Braceium. Braceium is actually in very short supply so any braces would most likely be removed and sold.

3: Infinitely. You are always heading East, although you may end up somewhere that was west of where you started out.

4:
<.<

>.>

I guess so. ^^

5: Many animals are clinically depressed and attempt suicide all the time. Lemmings are a perfect example of this behaviour. If Lemmings had access to razors the ground would be covered in blood. Sad really.

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:09 pm

widow can you tell me who"s going to win the 3.20 at kempton this saturday
i await your promt reply lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:01 am

I'll bet he tells you
at 3.30......
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14 am

Ok. The horse that is going to win at Kempton will be...
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.a.as.. .d.sda. t.ar.eeq5u.eth. qa.asdg.asd g.sdf. asdf.asd.f .hetwr.yjhwh

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:32 pm

damit dont crash on me now!!!!
its 13.33 not much time left lol!
ill split the winnings with ya, Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sat 18 Apr 2009, 2:10 pm

A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace...
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror...
she grabs for the horse's mane...
but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck...

but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway.

The horse gallops along...
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally...
giving up her frail grip...
she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately...
her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup...

she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against
the ground...

she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her
great fortune..........

the store manager sees her
and shuts the horse off.
Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:35 am

Hi...

W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}

Am I right in saying that to
estimate the amount of time
needed to complete a project...

I would multiply by two and
use the next highest unit.

Hence...

A one hour task will take at
least two days to complete?.


Also why is it When I try to
prove to someone that a
machine is easy to work....
it won't?.

why does the probability of
meeting someone I know
increase dramatically...
when I am with someone I
don't want to be seen with?.

Why is the severity of an itch
inversely proportional to
It's reach?.

Why If I dial a wrong number
do I never get a busy signal?.

Why is it that as soon as I
find a product that I really like..
they stop making it?.

And finally....
Is anything possible...

if I don't know what
I'm talking about?.



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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:09 pm

Dear Skinman.

1: Yes?

2: Because machines hate you. Machines hate everyone to be exact. You've seen The Matrix.

3: It might be due to rumours spreading. People actively search for you.

4: Itches are actually a lie. They are only there to keep the populace under control. Don't believe the trith!

5: There is never a wrong number. Just a wrong person.

6: Because the machines that make the product hate you. Machines hate everyone to be exact. You've seen The Matrix.

...

De ja vu? OH SHI-

7: No. Nothing is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. On the other hand, if you did know what nothing was talking about, anything is not impossible because nobody knows anything about anything doing nothing impossible.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:40 pm

applaus applaus applaus
ROFL ROFL
lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sun 10 May 2009, 12:57 pm

HEllo...dere..

W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}.



Whea's yoo bin

All dis time boy?...



if you is nat too busy

anser de questions

below....



What would a fly without

wings be called?.



If the police arrest a mime..

do they tell him he has the

right to remain silent.



What was the best thing

before sliced bread?.



How do blind people know

when they are done wiping?.



Dat's all fur noo...



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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Wed 13 May 2009, 7:39 pm

Dearest Skinman,

1: A fly with no winds is called a walk. A fly with no wings or legs is called a sit.

2: Contrary to popular belief, mimes do actually possess the power of speech, but choose not to do it to scare people like me. A mute on the other hand has an entirely seperate chapter in law which makes the police respond to them in sign language. "You have the right to not sign, anything you do sign may be taken down and used against you in a court of law."

3: The best thing before sliced bread was un-sliced bread. Duh!

4: Blind people know when they're done wiping because its pretty obvious. You don't really need the power of sight. I don't know about you, but I can't contort myself enough to be able to check so being able to see is irrelevant.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 14 May 2009, 12:35 am

lol! ROFL ROFL


THAT'S FUNNY.
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sun 24 May 2009, 9:51 pm

Oh' magnificent all
seeing eye...are you
awakened yet?.. to
answer all those
questions...
that only a fool
would think of..


Doesn't expecting the
unexpected make the
unexpected expected?

If work is so terrific how
come they have to pay
you to do it?

Why do they announce
power shortages on TV?

Do you need a silencer
when you shoot a mime?

How can batteries die?.

If a turtle doesn't have
a shell is it homeless
or naked?

I will not move from here
till you answer.....
oh' great know It all...

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 3:30 pm

LMAO - this kid is brilliant!

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:08 pm

Sorry for the delay. I have been otherwise occupied. Also, my shift-key is sticking, so I might make some gramatical errors. (gasp)

On with the questions!

1: The unexpected is always expected. How can something be unexpected if you expect that that thing that happens will be unexpected? (think about it.)

2: Because work is that good, it is unbearable. Too much of a good thing, you know. Like oxygen.

3: They announce Power outages just for the Telly-men. Telly-men are a race of people who have evolved to recieve Television signals on their outrageously large ears and translate them into images that only they can see. They would ned to know about a power outage as much as anyone else.

4: What is it with you and mimes? No. Mimes are just as susceptable to bullets as the next non-mime guy.

5: Batteries die because they are actually powered by thousands of laborador puppy souls encapsulated in that tiny metal tube. When all the adorable puppy souls die the battery dies.

6: Turtles can't actually be separated from their shells. If they are seen without a shell everyone within 500 miles instantly dies. Including the turtle.

W!D0W
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:22 pm

HI' there again...

I can only say your last post
was a great revelation..
not only to me but I'm sure
to millions of others.
(though for the life of me
I can't think of one and I'm
sure you will be the same).

oh' great labotomy maker
over us all...
could you say ...

Can a short person like yourself...
"talk down" to a taller person...
like me?.


Why do people never say...


"it's only a game"...
when they're winning?.

At what point in man's

evolution did he start
wiping his ass?.

How does Freddy Kruger
wipe his?.

What type of animal is a
Snuffaluffagus?


Is "vice-versa"

to a dyslexic just
plain redundant?.

If there's an exception
to every rule... is there
an exception to that rule?.

Who coined the phrase...
"coined the phrase?".


Waiting with great eagerness
for the reply that only a
W!dowm@k3r could give...

Yours to the bone...





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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sun 05 Jul 2009, 6:06 pm

I woke up this morning...

my eyes bleary...
after a few moments I remembered.....

Little hard to remember my dream...

but I think it was a bright white light.

And there was a dark shadowy being...

I called to him...

waving him over....

to say "come on..

lets go.

What are you waiting for?".

Well...

I just lay there and I could not move...

Through it all I remember hearing whispers....

then a big loud bang.

Much like the sound of a computer crashing.

then whispers...

a voice was calling me.

telling me it wouldn't be long..

I would have all my answers soon.

As I slowly slipped in and out of conciousness

I'm almost sure I saw briefly...

fleetingly...

I know It's hard to believe...

but...

yes...

It was the......

W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}.



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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Sun 05 Jul 2009, 8:54 pm

I'm baaaaaack!
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:10 am

1: No. That is impossible, but small people can talk upwards quite harshly.

2: God dammit. You made me lose.

3: When it got itchy.

4:He doesn't. He just bears the itchyness. Probably why he's so tetchy.

5: A small shrew like rodent.

6: I don't understand this question. I R Dum.


7: Of course. Why do you think rules are there?

8: Somebody with a lot of coins.

W!DOW

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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Fri 28 Aug 2009, 4:51 pm

W!DOWM@K3R {KAN} wrote:
I'm baaaaaack!

LoW is doing the snoopy dance. You do not know how happy I am to see that you are back!!

Ok, for my question:

I am tired of studying and holding out for Antonio Banderas to leave his nasty wife and come and get me. Will I ever hit the lottery?

I anxiously await your response.

Lady
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PostSubject: Re: Q&A with the W!DOWM@K3R {KAN}   Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:23 am

Lady of Winter {KAN} wrote:
W!DOWM@K3R {KAN} wrote:
I'm baaaaaack!

LoW is doing the snoopy dance. You do not know how happy I am to see that you are back!!

Ok, for my question:

I am tired of studying and holding out for Antonio Banderas to leave his nasty wife and come and get me. Will I ever hit the lottery?

I anxiously await your response.

Lady

Of course you will...

Oh, is this a little bit late?
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