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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 30 May 2009, 7:58 pm

OMG! Yikes! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 30 May 2009, 8:48 pm

Quick-thinking pizza man leads cops to rape victim
Sat May 30, 12:06 pm ET

GATLINBURG, Tenn. – Chris Turner normally wouldn't drive into the remote Tennessee mountains just to deliver a pizza. The one time he did, he came upon a scene that drained the color from his face and made him "numb from head to toe" — a woman with her hands tied, silently begging him to call 911.

It was no joke, and Turner, 32, rushed to a nearby house and made the call. Police say the woman was jogging in her Atlanta neighborhood when she was whisked away by a man who frequented her business. Authorities say he drove her off, raped her and held her captive inside a cabin. The 24-year-old woman was rescued by Sevier County deputies on Tuesday evening because of Turner's quick thinking.

Turner told The Associated Press on Friday that he noticed the woman pop up from a couch while the suspect signed the credit card slip.

"While I was standing in the door all you could see was the back of the couch," Turner said. "And then she popped over the back of the couch and showed me that her hands were bound. And she was just mouthing, 'Please call 911.'"

Turner at first thought it was a joke.

"When I realized what was going on, I went numb from head to toe and turned pale white," he said.

Turner tried to look calm. "Have a nice day. Enjoy your food," he told the suspect, who tipped him $5 on a $37.69 bill. Then he rushed back to his van, where his wife, Nease, was waiting behind the wheel.

"Go, go, go!" he told her.

The cabin location was out of cell phone range. So they drove to a nearby house and called police. They waited to make sure the suspect didn't flee. Then Turner stayed to see the man arrested and the victim taken away in an ambulance. "I wanted to make sure she was OK," he said.

The woman told authorities she was jogging near her home about 11:50 a.m. Tuesday when a frequent customer at a restaurant and bar owned by the woman and her husband asked her to see his new car. She got into the vehicle, which turned out to be a rental, and was immediately tied up.

She told police the suspect drove her more than 200 miles to the cabin in Tennessee and raped her. The Associated Press does not identify alleged sexual assault victims.

Police arrested David J. Jansen, 46, of Snellville, Ga., without a struggle on charges of aggravated kidnapping and rape, Sheriff Ron Seals said in a statement. He was released on $800,000 bond late Thursday. His attorney, Donald Bosch of Knoxville, had no comment Friday.

Capt. Jeff McCarter refused to discuss the case Friday. But he earlier told The Mountain Press newspaper that officials believe the woman was in imminent danger.

The victim and her husband visited Turner at Capelli's Pizza and Subs in Gatlinburg before heading home Wednesday. "She was just thanking me ... for trusting her," Turner said. "She said he was going to kill her ... after he got done with her."

Turner's boss, John Henry, said the cabin was about 30 miles from his pizza shop.

"We usually don't go out that far," he said. "But he said, 'Yeah, I will take it.' It was just luck. For her, it was."
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:41 pm

God! I want this retirement package!!

TORONTO (Reuters) –
Beer maker Molson is turning off the tap and cutting off
the supply of free suds to its retirees, the Toronto Star reported on Tuesday.
Molson, a division of Molson Coors, said it was looking to "standardize" its
complimentary beer policy.

There are 2,400 Molson retirees in Canada and their free beer costs the

company about C$1 million ($900,000) a year, the Star said.Molson retirees in
the province of Newfoundland will see their monthly allotment of beer fall from
six dozen a month to zero over the next five years. Current workers will see
their allotment drop from 72 dozen bottles a year to 52 dozen.

"There was no consultation, we just received a letter that this is a done deal,
which is totally unfair," Bill Bavis, who retired six years ago after 32 years at
Molson's in St. John's, Newfoundland, told the Star. "I think with the economic
downturn they're trying to take advantage of us, as a way to cut retirees' benefits
and justify it."

Unions have launched grievances in Montreal and Vancouver, where the allotment
is less.A spokesman for Molson said the company feels it still has a very generous
beneits package.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:22 am

Every night, Harold would go
down to the liquor store...
get a six pack...
bring it home...
and drink it while he
watched TV.

One night...
as he finished his last beer
the doorbell rang.

He stumbled to the door and
found a six-foot cockroach
standing there.

The bug grabbed him by the
collar and threw him across
the room and left.

The next night...
after he finished his 4th beer...
the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door
and found the same six-foot
cockroach standing there.

The big bug punched him
in the stomach....
then left.

The next night....
after he finished his 1st beer.....
the doorbell rang again.

The same six-foot cockroach
was standing there.

This time he was kneed in the
groin and hit behind the ear as
he doubled over in pain.

Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't
drink at all.

The doorbell rang.

The cockroach was standing there.

The bug beat the snot out of Harold
and left him in a heap on the living
room floor.

The following day...
Harold went to see his doctor.

He explained events of the
preceding four nights ".

"What can I do?"... he pleaded.

"Not much" he doctor replied.

"There's just a nasty bug
going around".



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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:44 am

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:02 am

NY man charged with impersonating dead mother



NEW YORK – Irene Prusik has been dead for six years. But in April, someone showed up at the Department of Motor Vehicles in Brooklyn to renew her driver's license. The explanation given by prosecutors rivals the Hitchcock classic "Psycho": It was her son, in drag.

Thomas Parkin, 49, was charged Wednesday in the bizarre plot to impersonate his deceased mother so he could collect $117,000 in government benefits. He and the man accused of being his accomplice, Mhilton Rimolo, pleaded not guilty to grand larceny, criminal impersonation and other charges.

Both men were ordered held on $1 million bail. Their lawyers did not immediately respond to phone messages left on Wednesday.
District Attorney Charles Hynes said the scam was "unparalleled in its scope and brazenness."

Authorities claim that following his arrest, Parkin told them that because he held Prusik when she breathed her last breath, "I am my mother."
Parkin, who lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she passed away in 2003 at age 73. He managed to conceal the death by falsifying her death certificate, then collected $52,000 from her $700-a-month Social Security checks over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say Parkin also got another $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and
was his landlord.

Parkin used his friend Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash checks and do other business, prosecutors said. A security camera photo from the DMV office shows a frail-looking Parkin in a wig and dark glasses, Rimolo by his
side, as he fills out paperwork.

The ruse began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003. Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so he wouldn't be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, both sides eventually contacted the district attorney to accuse each other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof Prusik was dead: a photo of her tombstone in a local cemetery.

The investigators played along as Parkin showed up for the interview "wearing a red cardigan, lipstick, manicured nails and breathing
through an oxygen tank," prosecutors said.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:23 am

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NY man charged with impersonating dead mother


Amazing.

A common thief, no more, robbing the taxpayers. He'll be robbing us again, in prison, but on our terms this time.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:56 pm

These type of people
are the pits of the
world...vultures!
Trash..



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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 2:18 pm

An ex-prisoner in New York
is suing his former prison nurse
for failing to treat his painful
erection which lasted for 55
hours before he was admitted
to a hospital.

Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says

he became worried after his
anti-psychotic medication
left him erect for 14 hours.

He checked into the prison
infirmary..where..according
to the lawsuit..
nurse Judith Lovelace simply
told him to put ice on his
penis and sent him back
to his cell.

Yaduallah says he suffered

for two more days...
long enough to cause permanent
damage..
but not long enough for his
wife to plan a conjugal visit.

His lawsuit claims that Lovelace's
negligence caused "severe damage
to his penis..
including erectile dysfunction..
inability to ejaculate and pain
during sexual intercourse".

Even worse than the physical

distress is the fact that other
inmates won't stop asking him...

"Is that a shiv in your jumpsuit
or are you just happy to see me?.

"Come on guys...
this is something
we have all experienced".

P.S....where can I get me
them pills...

Razz
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 10 Jul 2009, 3:37 am

Ill. cemetery workers accused in grisly plot

ALSIP, Ill. – Three gravediggers and a cemetery manager unearthed hundreds of corpses from a historic black cemetery south of Chicago, dumping some in a weeded area and double-stacking others in existing graves, in an elaborate scheme to resell the plots, authorities said Thursday. All four were charged with felonies.

Frantic relatives of the deceased descended on Burr Oak Cemetery — the final resting place of lynching victim Emmett Till and blues singers Willie Dixon and Dinah Washington — in hopes someone could tell them their loved ones' remains were not among the pile of bones that littered a remote area of the property in Alsip, 12 miles south of Chicago.

Some found apparently undisturbed plots, but others wandered, unable to locate loved ones.

"This is a mess. We can't find our people," said Ralph Gunn, 54, of Chicago, who filled out a report for authorities after a futile search for the headstones of his brother and nephew.

Others cried and clutched cemetery maps as they waited for a chance to look themselves. They listened as Sheriff Tom Dart said the displacement of bodies "was not done in a very delicate way," and that remains were dumped haphazardly, littered with shards of coffins. For graves stacked on top of each other, Dart said it appears they "pounded the other one down and put someone on top."

A visibly shaken Rev. Jesse Jackson voiced the mounting anger at those who would toss the bones of the dead like trash.

"In my judgment, there should be no bail for them, there should be really a special place in hell for these graveyard thieves who have done so much, hurt these families," he said.

By late afternoon, orange flags marking grave sites that might have been disturbed could be seen throughout the 150-acre cemetery, where as many as 1,000 burials are held a year. Officials took phone numbers and told family members they would call within 72 hours. Dart said FBI agents would help sort through evidence and identify bodies and that it could be months before investigators fully understand what took place.

"I feel betrayed and violated," said Gregory Mannie, 54, a Chicagoan with four relatives buried at Burr Oak. Mannie was particularly worried about his grandmother, whose grave is in a more secluded area he did not visit as often as the others. He grew suspicious when he saw it Thursday — it seemed too clean.

"It's almost like killing them all over again," Mannie said.

The suspects, all of whom are black, were identified as Carolyn Towns, 49, Keith Nicks, 45, and Terrence Nicks, 39 — all of Chicago — and Maurice Dailey, 61, of Robbins. They each have been charged with one count of dismembering a human body, a felony.

Bond was set at $250,000 for Towns, the cemetery's manager, and at $200,000 for the other three.

Authorities said Towns also pocketed donations she elicited for an Emmett Till memorial museum. She has not been charged in connection with those allegations. Court documents show she was fired from the cemetery in late May amid allegations of financial wrongdoing.

Cook County state's attorney's office spokeswoman Tandra Simonton said Towns is being represented by a private attorney, but Simonton did not know the attorney's name. The Cook County public defender's office said it had not yet assigned attorneys to the other three cases.

The investigation was prompted in May, when a groundskeeper discovered skeletal remains in the part of the cemetery that wasn't supposed to be used, and cemetery officials notified Alsip police. Around the same time, the cemetery's Arizona-based owner, Perpetua Inc., called Cook County authorities to report the alleged financial wrongdoing.

Towns allegedly took cash for new graves, then instructed the three gravediggers to empty existing plots and move the remains inside to an unused part of the cemetery covered with chest-high grass and dotted with trees.

Perpetua Inc., said in a statement Thursday that the company is cooperating with investigators.

"We will make every attempt to insure and maintain the dignity of those that have been entrusted to our care," the company said.

It's the second time in recent years that Burr Oak has been at the center of an investigation. In 2005, the body of the 14-year-old Till, whose slaying in 1955 in Mississippi for allegedly whistling at a white woman helped galvanize the civil rights movement, was exhumed as part of a reopened investigation of his death.

Dart said Till's grave was not disturbed in the alleged plot-selling scheme, but he did not have information about the graves of Washington and others.

One of Till's cousins who lived at the Mississippi home where Till had been staying when he was killed and witnessed the teen being dragged away by two white men, called the Burr Oak scandal "horrific."

"To me, it's just as bad as it was the night they took Emmett," Wheeler Parker said. "Emmett's thing sounded like a nightmare and a dream, and this is the same thing."
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 10 Jul 2009, 1:01 pm

Police in Wollongong...

south of Sydney say they have nabbed

a man who has allegedly been stealing

meat from supermarkets by putting it

down the front of his pants.

The security guard approached the
44-year-old yesterday at a Dapto
supermarket and demanded he produce
the meat from within his pants.

Senior Sergeant John Klepzcarek says
police arrived a short time later and
retrieved a porterhouse steak.

"Not only that we searched the man's
car later on and found other packets
of meat allegedly stolen from other
supermarkets".

The man is due to face a Wollongong
court later this month.



"Is that a porterhouse steak down
the front of your trousers or are you
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 13 Jul 2009, 6:41 am

Can any of you gorgeous gals cackle
if so here's a vacancy you could fill....




A job centre is advertising for a



"witch"



A vacancy with tourist site Wookey

Hole...

in Somerset...

for Ł50,000 a year.

She has to live in the site's caves...
is expected to teach witchcraft and
magic.

the role is straightforward....
live in the cave....
be a witch and do the things witches
do.
You must also be able to cackle and
shouldn't be allergic to cats.

The job has come up after the previous
witch retired from the role.

They are witchless at the moment so need
to get the role filled as soon as possible.

So if you are interested get on your broom
and whizz over there shazzam as possible.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:43 pm

Sounds like my dream job! Where do I apply again?

LoW
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PostSubject: Pwned....   Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:35 am

PWNED.

DID YOU KNOW...

This term actually comes from
a game created hundreds of
years ago....

even before computers were invented.
This game was called...chess.

The object of the game is to put
the other player in checkmate.. meaning...
he is unable to move his king anywhere
that he would not be threatened by another
piece.

Also in this game...

you have 8 pieces at the front of your army
called ...

pawns.

these are the least useful of all pieces...

but that is not to say they were worthless.

If you can defeat another player by using
your pawn to apply check...

that is called pawned.

To play this game people used and
coined the phrase...
pwned.

Which was slang for pawned.

It was eventually taken from chess and used
in other text based games to taunt the loser
of a match.

It is now commonly wide spread across the
world.

Although people do not understand its true
meaning.
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