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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 02 Apr 2010, 7:50 am

A church leader has urged parishioners to have sex every day
for a month to help cut the high divorce rates.

The Pastor who is taking up the sex marathon challenge with
his wife... said that couples right across the nation were
struggling in their relationships.

For married people he said it seemed like....

"the sex is great up front but then for some reason life happens".


But for singles....

"it's like you're always thinking about it and you're like.....

hey man... I'd like to have it as much as possible".


Sometimes that prevents single people from having a great
and healthy relationship later on when they got married.

But the pastors challenge for his single parishioners is a
little different than that for married couples.

He wants them to abstain from sex for 30 days.

(Two chances of that none and F**k All).


The head pastor of the Church delivered his 30 day sex
challenge to churchgoers during a sermon series on
relationships.

He said it was one way of taking on the high divorce rate.

He referred to a recent study out that showed that many
married men have sex less than 10 times a year...

(lucky devils.)

People's jobs.. houses.. children and other things tend to
get in the way... men really need to re-evaluate their wife's
needs.

"men often come home and kick off their shoes and pick up the
remote and don't offer to help with dinner...

don't offer to help with the kids....

and then just expect fireworks in the bedroom".

Well all I can say is my bedroom fireworks always end with a bang.

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:20 pm

Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man

a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own bobby in a fit of despair…

Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19 year old

threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of the local village.

he must have been really cut up about that..


"Are you down there Bobby ?".

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Tue 08 Jun 2010, 7:24 pm

Doreen... aged 79....

finished all the shopping on her weekly list at the supermarket.

She walked determinedly towards her car which she had left in the car park.

There she saw four youths about to drive away in her car.

Doreen became agitated and dropping her shopping to the ground...

she drew a handgun from her bag and screamed as loud as her lungs
would allow at the four miscreants.....

"I have a gun and I know how to use it.

Get out of the car you horrible little men".

The four lads didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and
ran helter-skelter as far away as they could....

whereupon Doreen... somewhat shaken...

proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get
into the driver's seat.

As hard as Doreen tried she could not get her key into the ignition.

Then it began to dawn on her why.

She came across her own car a few moments later in another row near by.

Putting her bags now... into her own car...

she drove hesitantly to the nearest Police Station.

As Patricia was recounting the tale to the Duty Sergeant....

she wondered why he kept giggling and smiling.

Eventually he pointed to the end of the counter where dear old dizzy Doreen
saw four young lads....

faces extremely pale.... who were describing how a little old lady....

some five feet tall.... wearing glasses and with grey hair had stolen
their car by waving a gun at them.
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