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PostSubject: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:34 am

Goat detained over armed robbery

AGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw. geek
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:23 am

A scapegoat?. Get it? lol!

Yeah, that's REALLY bad ... I'll never tell a joke again Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:26 am

please dont Barf lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:07 pm

Hey hey, no that was a pretty good one lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 3:34 pm

But could they pick him
out in an Identity line up?..


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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:43 pm

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PostSubject: PIZZERIA OWNER ACCUSED OF BEATING MAN OVER CALZONE   Thu 29 Jan 2009, 3:24 am

PALM COAST, Fla. – Flagler County authorities said a restaurant owner pistol-whipped and beat a customer who complained that his takeout order was incorrect. The owner of Goomba's Pizzeria was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon and released on bail.

According to a police report, security footage from the pizzeria shows that the owner struck the customer with a gun. He then jumped over a counter and started to assault the customer and his roommate.

The customer was at the pizzeria to collect a refund for a calzone, which he said was prepared incorrectly. He was taken to a hospital after the incident with a bloodied head.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 29 Jan 2009, 5:33 am

Thats what I tell everybody: Calzone is not healthy for you lol!

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:43 am

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PostSubject: BLOWFISH TESTICLES POISON DINERS   Sat 31 Jan 2009, 10:16 am

Japan - Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorized to serve the poisonous delicacy. The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.

Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 31 Jan 2009, 11:38 am

Arggggghhhh. Some people will eat anything Barf
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 31 Jan 2009, 12:41 pm

L.O.W .


we know you ladies have known It
for years, but now it's official. Big testicles
equals tiny brains.

A recent study of bats has shown that nature
forces the males of a species to make a
biological trade-off between brains and sperm.

Due to the high energy demands of both....
males cannot generate large amounts of both.


Some female bat species are unusually
promiscuous, so males evolved
enormous testicles to compete with
suitors... but at the expense of brain
capacity.

In less promiscuous species, in which
the female is guarded by a single partner
male bats had relatively large brains.

But intelligent men should not despair
over the size of their manhood. Science
may think it has settled the argument
about size mattering... but the debate
about quality over quantity still rages
on.
damn...wish I had a bigger I'Q...
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PostSubject: SHEPHERD USED FLOCK TO "INTIMIDATE"   Sun 01 Feb 2009, 2:55 pm

Saturday, 31 January 2009

A "maverick" shepherd who deployed his wayward sheep to intimidate his neighbours has received a suspended prison sentence for breaching an Asbo which banned the flock from the village.

Jeremy Awdry, 60, was deprived of his ancient right to graze sheep in Bream, in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, after they were reported straying into gardens and damaging fences.

The 500-strong flock was "used as a means of intimidating or causing difficulty for people he had reason to fall out with", prosecutor Brendon Moorhouse told Gloucester Crown Court.
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PostSubject: WINTER TO CONTINUE....   Mon 02 Feb 2009, 2:28 pm

Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow; winter to continue


PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – The world's most famous groundhog saw his shadow Monday morning, predicting that this already long winter will last for six more weeks.

Punxsutawney Phil emerged just after dawn in front of an estimated 13,000 witnesses, many dressed in black and gold to celebrate the Pittsburgh Steelers' Super Bowl victory the night before.

"There's significant buzz from the Steelers win and quite a few Terrible Towels floating from the crowd," said Mickey Rowley, deputy secretary for tourism in Pennsylvania.

The annual ritual takes place on Gobbler's Knob, a tiny hill in Punxsutawney, a borough of about 6,100 residents some 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced the forecast in a short proclamation, in which Phil acknowledged the Steelers' 27-23 win over the Arizona Cardinals.

According to German superstition, if a hibernating animal casts a shadow on Feb. 2 — the Christian holiday of Candlemas — winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says, spring will come early.

Since 1887, Phil has seen his shadow 97 times, hasn't seen it 15 times, and there are no records for nine years, according to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club.

Rowley said the Groundhog Day festivities are Pennsylvania's largest tourist gathering in the winter. And if Phil's forecast proves correct, it should bring even more tourists to the state.

"It's six more weeks of skiing," Rowley said. cheers
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PostSubject: Cattle given 'personal touch' produce more milk   Thu 05 Feb 2009, 6:39 pm

Posted Fri Jan 30, 2009 - England

We are all individuals ... Cows with names are likely to produce more milk.

Cows with names like Daisy, Gertrude or Buttercup produce more milk than their sisters with no names, according to a British study.

Cattle who are given "the personal touch" can produce up to 284 litres of milk more a year, said experts at Newcastle University in north-east England.

"Just as people respond better to the personal touch, cows also feel happier and more relaxed if they are given a bit more one-to-one attention," said Catherine Douglas, who conducted the research.

"By placing more importance on the individual, such as calling a cow by her name or interacting with the animal more as it grows up, we not only improve the animal's welfare and her perception of humans, but also increase milk production," she added.

Almost half of those surveyed, 46 per cent, said the cows on their farms had individual names.

Dairy farmer Dennis Gibb from the Eachwick Red House Farm outside Newcastle said it was "vitally important" to treat cows individually.

"They aren't just our livelihood, they're part of the family," he said.

"We love our cows here at Eachwick and every one of them has a name. Collectively we refer to them as 'our ladies' but we know every one of them and each one has her own personality."

The study was compiled by Newcastle University's School of Agriculture, Food and Rural Development, based on interviews with 516 dairy farmers, and published in the online journal Anthrozoos.

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We are all individuals ... Cows with names are likely to produce more milk.

Cows with names like Daisy, Gertrude or Buttercup produce more milk than their sisters with no names, according to a British study.

Cattle who are given "the personal touch" can produce up to 284 litres of milk more a year, said experts at Newcastle University in north-east England.

"Just as people respond better to the personal touch, cows also feel happier and more relaxed if they are given a bit more one-to-one attention," said Catherine Douglas, who conducted the research.

"By placing more importance on the individual, such as calling a cow by her name or interacting with the animal more as it grows up, we not only improve the animal's welfare and her perception of humans, but also increase milk production," she added.

Almost half of those surveyed, 46 per cent, said the cows on their farms had individual names.

Dairy farmer Dennis Gibb from the Eachwick Red House Farm outside Newcastle said it was "vitally important" to treat cows individually.

"They aren't just our livelihood, they're part of the family," he said.

"We love our cows here at Eachwick and every one of them has a name. Collectively we refer to them as 'our ladies' but we know every one of them and each one has her own personality."

The study was compiled by Newcastle University's School of Agriculture, Food and Rural Development, based on interviews with 516 dairy farmers, and published in the online journal Anthrozoos.

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sun 08 Feb 2009, 11:09 am

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

now read from
bottom up...
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PostSubject: First Rule of the Ant Colony: No Hanky-Panky   Mon 09 Feb 2009, 2:37 pm

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By Jeffrey Kluger

To the long list of reasons you should be glad you're not an ant, add this: You'd have to forget about having sex. You'd also have to forget about even trying. Sneak off for a little insectile assignation and the other members of the colony would know immediately — and attack you for it. Entomologists have long known this was the practice in the ant world, but what they didn't know is the forensic science that allows the community to uncover the crime. Now, thanks to a study in the current issue of Cell Biology, they do.

Ant colonies have good reason to be abstemious places. When you're trying to hold together so complex a society without — let's face it — a lot of brainpower, you want a population made up of the fittest individuals you can get. A queen that has the genetic mettle to crank out lots of good eggs that produce lots of good babies doesn't need any competition from other, lesser females setting up a nest nearby. Even the queen herself is not allowed to fool with the gene pool once it's been set. She mates only once in her life and stores all the sperm she'll ever need for the thousands of eggs she'll produce. (See pictures of the insect world.)

The rules, of course, don't prevent the other ants in the colony — which spend their lives tending eggs, gathering food and digging tunnels — from feeling a little randy now and then (never mind the fact that they're all, genetically speaking, brothers and sisters). But not only are those who give into the procreative urge pounced on, those who are even considering it are often restrained before they can try. The tip-off, as with so many other things in the animal world, appears to be smell.

Earlier studies had shown that a queen that senses potential competition from another fertile female will chemically mark the pretender; that female will then be attacked by lower-ranking females. Biologists Jürgen Liebig and Adrian Smith of Arizona State University suspected that something similar might go on even without the queen's intervention and believed the answer might lie in scent chemicals called cuticular hydrocarbons.

Ants that are capable of reproducing naturally emit hydrocarbon-based odors, and the eggs they produce smell the same way. Ants that can't reproduce emit no such odor. Liebig and Smith produced a synthetic hydrocarbon in the lab that had the same olfactory properties as the natural one, then plucked a few innocent ants from a nest and dabbed the chemical on them. When they were returned to the colony, they were promptly attacked — never mind that they had essentially been framed.

The sexual environment does sometimes loosen up in ant colonies. While the place may never become a Caligulan free-for-all, collective breeding will resume if the queen dies or is experimentally removed — but only until a new queen establishes herself and the reproductive lockdown resumes.

We complex critters might be glad to be part of a species that's free of such Draconian sexual rules, but Liebig doesn't think it's wise to get above ourselves. All manner of lawsuits, divorces and blood feuds can erupt over people breeding when — or with whom — they oughtn't. Often, the methods used to expose the cheaters aren't terribly different from those of the ants: more than one philanderer, after all, has been exposed by a whiff of the wrong perfume on his clothes when he came home. "The idea that social harmony is dependent on strict systems to prevent and punish cheating seems to apply to most successful societies," Liebig explained in a comment released with his paper. Regardless of the genome, in matters of sex, nature still appears to prefer us not to stray.
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PostSubject: Drug-dealing milkman spared jail   Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27 pm

Fri Feb 6, 11:58 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) – A milkman who admitted he delivered cannabis as well as pints to elderly customers to ease their aches and pains, was spared jail Friday.

Robert Holding, 72, from Burnley, told police he supplied the drug to 17 customers after detectives raided his home and found nearly 6oz (167g) of cannabis in an egg crate in the van he used for deliveries.

"He said he sold the cannabis to existing customers because they were old and had aches and pains," said prosecutor Sarah Statham.

"He said he sold a 9oz (255g) bar about every three weeks and sold it for a relatively cheap value. He said that customers left him notes saying, for example, 'Can I have an ounce this week or can I have an eighth.'"

Holding, who admitted supplying and possession of the drug at a previous hearing, was given a 36-month prison sentence suspended for a year at Burnley Crown Court Friday, the Press Association reported.

Judge Beverley Lunt told him the sentence was "an act of mercy" because he visited his wife, who has Alzheimer's disease, every day in a care home.

"You were not some philanthropist helping out the elderly out of the good of your heart. You dealt drugs for profit in a calculated way. It was a business," the judge told him.

His lawyer Philip Holden said his client "wasn't making much of a profit" and that his oldest client was 92.

"Word had got out that he was a man who could supply cannabis to those of a certain age with aches and pains and he misguidedly believed he was providing a public service," he said.

After the verdict Holding insisted he had not made money from his drug dealing.

"They (the customers) enjoyed it, they saved a lot of money while I was doing it and I only did it for a short time," he said.

However Neil Standage, area crown prosecutor for East Lancashire, said there was no evidence that he was only supplying elderly people with painful ailments.

"This might make it sound like what he was doing was harmless. It wasn't," he said.
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PostSubject: Wash. burglary victim drives off in thieves' van   Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:15 am

BELLEVUE, Wash. – A man in Washington state made sure a pair of burglars didn't get away with his three flat-screen televisions — he moved their getaway car.

Patrick Rosario was in the basement of his Bellevue home on Tuesday when he heard the burglars upstairs.

The Seattle Times says the 32-year-old Rosario, who had been laid off from his job as a Washington Mutual manager, called 911 while he sneaked out of the house.

He saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition, and he got in and drove it to a friend's house.

Police say the burglars left the televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

The sheriff's office said no arrests had been made.
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PostSubject: Soldier crashes tanks on German joyride   Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:11 pm

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Fri Feb 20, 12:28 pm ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – A British soldier crashed not one but two 8-tonne reconnaissance tanks after breaking out of his camp in north Germany early on Friday on a drunken joyride.

The 18-year-old soldier drove the first Scimitar tank out of his camp near Hohne at about 4 a.m. but left the road after half a kilometre and the vehicle ground to a halt, police in the nearby town of Celle said.

Undeterred, he walked back to base, fetched another light tank and sped off towards the town of Bergen, pursued by military police who had spotted him. When they tried to block his path he swerved and crashed into a beech tree.

"He evidently tried to shake them off, then lost control of the vehicle," said a police spokesman. "I don't know if he was an experienced tank driver but I'm not sure you can be at 18."

German police said his alcohol level was double the legal limit and opened a dangerous driving investigation.

"Why and how he did it, we don't know yet," said an army spokesman, who added that the soldier was with a reconnaissance unit but gave no further details.

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:39 pm

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BERLIN (Reuters) – A British soldier crashed not one but two 8-tonne reconnaissance tanks after breaking out of his camp in north Germany early on Friday on a drunken joyride.

Wow MLF ... a low blow from LOW Shocked

If true, stay in England plz. We already have enough crazy drivers in the US. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 21 Feb 2009, 1:50 pm

hmmmm,a low blow indeed,whist normaly i wouldnt object to recieving a blow from our lady (winks) or sould that be wan........noooooo dont say it,i feel i should add that infact i am a responsible driver and dont recall any incident in berlin..hic... lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Police: Woman drugs boss's coffee so he'll 'chill'   Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:01 pm

BRYANT, Ark. – Police said a woman has been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out." Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veteranarian John Duckett's drink. Officers said Duckett knew something was wrong shortly after drinking some of the coffee Tuesday morning.

Officers said the woman cleaned the cages at the the Reynolds Road Animal Clinic.

A judge set bond at $25,000 Friday and a jailer said the woman was still being held Friday. Her next court appearance is scheduled for April 21
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PostSubject: Rhode Island strip club to host job fair - Attention Mono!!   Fri 20 Mar 2009, 2:46 pm

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Here's a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday.

They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.

"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.

The naked truth is that Rhode Island's economy is among the worst in the nation, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January.

The Providence club isn't immune from the recession but is still drawing customers willing to drink and pay for lap dances, said manager Bob Travisono.

"It's taken a hit," he said. "It's not as bad as restaurants and stuff like that. In times like this, they seem to drink their sorrows away."

Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now — or at least working as a floor host or bartender.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 20 Mar 2009, 4:16 pm

Three men went into
a strip club...
and this stripper came over
to them and started to shake
her ass.

The first bloke goes..

''Watch this''..

so he licks a Ģ10 note and
sticks it on her ass.

The second bloke goes..

''Oh yeah?.. Watch this''...

so he takes a Ģ20 note and
licks it and sticks it on her ass.

The third guy goes...

"That's nothing!..

He takes out his credit card..

slides it between the cheeks
of her ass...
and takes the money".
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:18 am

Detroit woman's underwire bra deflects bullet


DETROIT – The metal underwire in a Detroit woman's bra was credited with deflecting a bullet fired at her during a break-in at a neighbor's home. Detroit police Officer Leon Rahmaan said the 57-year-old woman apparently looked out her window Tuesday when one of three men fired the shot.

He said the slug smashed through her window pane before hitting the bra's underwire. It did not penetrate her skin.

Police said she may have gone to the window after a burglar alarm at the house next door sounded. Her neighbor was not at home at the time.

The suspects drove away after the shooting.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:43 am

Did you know....
The Irish attempt at
scaling Mount Everest
was a valiant effort...

but it failed...

They ran out of
scaffolding.

........
An Englishman..

a Frenchman and an
Irishman were in a pub
talking about their children.

"My son was born on
St George's Day"...

remarked the Englishman...

"So we obviously decided
to call him George".

"That's a real coincidence"...

observed the Frenchman...

"My daughter was born on
Valentine's Day...

so we decided to call her
Valentine".

"That's really incredible"...

drawled the Irishman...

"Exactly the same thing
happened with my son
Pancake".
.........

A Swiss man...

on holiday in Dublin...

needed directions.

He was standing outside
Davy Byrne's pub when
he saw two youths walking
by so he stops them and
asks..."Entschuldigung...
koennen Sie Deutsch
sprechen?".

The two lads look at each
other blankly and stare
back at him.

"Excusez-moi...

parlez vous Franįais ?"...

he tries.

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"...

Still absolutely no response
from the two lads.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"...

The Dublin lads remain
totally silent.

The Swiss guy walks off
extremely disappointed and
downhearted that he had not
been understood.

One of the boys turns to the
second and says...

"Y'know...

maybe we should learn a
foreign language".

"Why?...

says the youth...

"That guy knew four
languages.....

and it didn't do him
any good!".
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:19 am

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Embarrassing Moment...   Sun 17 May 2009, 8:21 pm

"A lady picked up several items
at a discount store.

When she finally got up to the
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she learned that one of her
items had no price tag.

Imagine her embarrassment
when the checker got on
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"PRICE CHECK ON LANE
THIRTEEN.. TAMPAX..
SUPER SIZE".

That was bad enough...

but somebody at the rear of the
store apparently misunderstood
the word...

"Tampax"for "THUMBTACKS".

In a businesslike tone...

a voice boomed back over
the intercom...

"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU
PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB
OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN
WITH A HAMMER?".
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applaus ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 18 May 2009, 11:47 am

Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital


SAN JOSE, Calif. – An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on Tuesday, after the flagrant fumes prompted someone to call 911. A hazmat team was called in.

What they found was an unplugged refrigerator that had been crammed with moldy food.

Authorities said an enterprising office worker had decided to clean it out, placing the food in a conference room while using two cleaning chemicals to scrub down the mess. The mixture of old lunches and disinfectant caused 28 people to need treatment for vomiting and nausea.

Authorities said the worker who cleaned the fridge didn't need treatment — she can't smell because of allergies.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15 pm

POO' that stinks...

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 18 May 2009, 3:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Tue 19 May 2009, 2:31 pm

Would you believe it?...

A Sudanese man has been
forced to take a goat as
his "wife"....
after he was caught having
sex with the animal.



A Japanese train company
that had been losing money
has found a novel way to
increase business...
a pet cat called Tama.

All the 9-year-old female
cat does is sit by the entrance
of Kishi Station in western
Japan.. wearing a black uniform
cap and posing for photos for
the tourists....
who are now flocking to
the station in droves from
across the nation.

A Russian woman was frozen
to a railway track after she
slipped and fell in temperatures
of minus 30 Celsius and grabbed
the metal track with her bare
hands.


A mugger in America was
arrested after ignoring
rule number one of mugging...

after robbing your victim...

don't stop to lick their toes
before making a quick getaway.

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 25 May 2009, 1:21 pm

The principal of a Utah middle school
has been asked to apologize for forcing
a kilt-wearing Scottish-American student
to change his clothes.

Weber School District spokesman Nate Taggart
says Craig Jessop has been asked to extend
an apology to 14-year-old student Gavin
McFarland of Hooper after the school official's
comments Wednesday.

Gavin says he wore the kilt twice in the past
two weeks to Rocky Mountain Junior High as
a prop for an art project...

jessop told the boy that the outfit could be
misconstrued as cross-dressing.

Taggart says the district recognizes the
kilt as an expression of the boy's Scottish
heritage and that the kilt was not inappropriate.

Kilts are traditional Scottish apparel generally
worn by men for formal or special occasions.

My kilt and high heels are a perfect match!.

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Mon 25 May 2009, 1:51 pm

skinman {kan} wrote:
The principal of a Utah middle school
has been asked to apologize for forcing
a kilt-wearing Scottish-American student
to change his clothes.

Weber School District spokesman Nate Taggart
says Craig Jessop has been asked to extend
an apology to 14-year-old student Gavin
McFarland of Hooper after the school official's
comments Wednesday.

Gavin says he wore the kilt twice in the past
two weeks to Rocky Mountain Junior High as
a prop for an art project...

jessop told the boy that the outfit could be
misconstrued as cross-dressing.

Taggart says the district recognizes the
kilt as an expression of the boy's Scottish
heritage and that the kilt was not inappropriate.

Kilts are traditional Scottish apparel generally
worn by men for formal or special occasions.

My kilt and high heels are a perfect match!.

Razz

What an idiot of a principal!
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 28 May 2009, 2:42 pm

This made me cry - how sad the world we live in when people have to rob to make ends meet. Kudos to the clerk I hope he is blessed ten-fold.

Clerk gives robber $40 from own pocket for insulin
Wed May 27, 8:17 pm ET

FORT SMITH, Ark. – A convenience store clerk wouldn't open the register for a robber but gave the man $40 from his own pocket after the robber told him he needed the money for insulin. Police were called Monday night to the E-Z Mart, where the clerk explained that a man he didn't know entered the store and lifted his shirt to display a pistol tucked in his waistband.

The clerk said the man told him, "I hate to do this," and told him he needed $40 from the register.

The clerk said money in the register wasn't his to give. It was then the robber said the money was for insulin. The robber accepted the money from the clerk's wallet, thanked him and shook his hand.

Police are searching for the robber.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 28 May 2009, 4:38 pm

Thank goodness we
have the (N. H. S.)
National health service.

I pay on average Ģ78
per week off my earnings.

When it comes to people's
health and welfare it's worth
every penny...

for the care of the
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 30 May 2009, 6:08 pm

Have you ever wondered
why all the fastest women
at the olympics....Common
wealth games...in fact most
sports you can think of...

Are African?.....

I think I might have found
the reason.....

WHY AFRICAN WOMEN
RUN SO FAST...








RUN GIRL RUN...
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 30 May 2009, 7:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Sat 30 May 2009, 8:48 pm

Quick-thinking pizza man leads cops to rape victim
Sat May 30, 12:06 pm ET

GATLINBURG, Tenn. – Chris Turner normally wouldn't drive into the remote Tennessee mountains just to deliver a pizza. The one time he did, he came upon a scene that drained the color from his face and made him "numb from head to toe" — a woman with her hands tied, silently begging him to call 911.

It was no joke, and Turner, 32, rushed to a nearby house and made the call. Police say the woman was jogging in her Atlanta neighborhood when she was whisked away by a man who frequented her business. Authorities say he drove her off, raped her and held her captive inside a cabin. The 24-year-old woman was rescued by Sevier County deputies on Tuesday evening because of Turner's quick thinking.

Turner told The Associated Press on Friday that he noticed the woman pop up from a couch while the suspect signed the credit card slip.

"While I was standing in the door all you could see was the back of the couch," Turner said. "And then she popped over the back of the couch and showed me that her hands were bound. And she was just mouthing, 'Please call 911.'"

Turner at first thought it was a joke.

"When I realized what was going on, I went numb from head to toe and turned pale white," he said.

Turner tried to look calm. "Have a nice day. Enjoy your food," he told the suspect, who tipped him $5 on a $37.69 bill. Then he rushed back to his van, where his wife, Nease, was waiting behind the wheel.

"Go, go, go!" he told her.

The cabin location was out of cell phone range. So they drove to a nearby house and called police. They waited to make sure the suspect didn't flee. Then Turner stayed to see the man arrested and the victim taken away in an ambulance. "I wanted to make sure she was OK," he said.

The woman told authorities she was jogging near her home about 11:50 a.m. Tuesday when a frequent customer at a restaurant and bar owned by the woman and her husband asked her to see his new car. She got into the vehicle, which turned out to be a rental, and was immediately tied up.

She told police the suspect drove her more than 200 miles to the cabin in Tennessee and raped her. The Associated Press does not identify alleged sexual assault victims.

Police arrested David J. Jansen, 46, of Snellville, Ga., without a struggle on charges of aggravated kidnapping and rape, Sheriff Ron Seals said in a statement. He was released on $800,000 bond late Thursday. His attorney, Donald Bosch of Knoxville, had no comment Friday.

Capt. Jeff McCarter refused to discuss the case Friday. But he earlier told The Mountain Press newspaper that officials believe the woman was in imminent danger.

The victim and her husband visited Turner at Capelli's Pizza and Subs in Gatlinburg before heading home Wednesday. "She was just thanking me ... for trusting her," Turner said. "She said he was going to kill her ... after he got done with her."

Turner's boss, John Henry, said the cabin was about 30 miles from his pizza shop.

"We usually don't go out that far," he said. "But he said, 'Yeah, I will take it.' It was just luck. For her, it was."
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:41 pm

God! I want this retirement package!!

TORONTO (Reuters) –
Beer maker Molson is turning off the tap and cutting off
the supply of free suds to its retirees, the Toronto Star reported on Tuesday.
Molson, a division of Molson Coors, said it was looking to "standardize" its
complimentary beer policy.

There are 2,400 Molson retirees in Canada and their free beer costs the

company about C$1 million ($900,000) a year, the Star said.Molson retirees in
the province of Newfoundland will see their monthly allotment of beer fall from
six dozen a month to zero over the next five years. Current workers will see
their allotment drop from 72 dozen bottles a year to 52 dozen.

"There was no consultation, we just received a letter that this is a done deal,
which is totally unfair," Bill Bavis, who retired six years ago after 32 years at
Molson's in St. John's, Newfoundland, told the Star. "I think with the economic
downturn they're trying to take advantage of us, as a way to cut retirees' benefits
and justify it."

Unions have launched grievances in Montreal and Vancouver, where the allotment
is less.A spokesman for Molson said the company feels it still has a very generous
beneits package.
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PostSubject: Re: ODD NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD....   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:22 am

Every night, Harold would go
down to the liquor store...
get a six pack...
bring it home...
and drink it while he
watched TV.

One night...
as he finished his last beer
the doorbell rang.

He stumbled to the door and
found a six-foot cockroach
standing there.

The bug grabbed him by the
collar and threw him across
the room and left.

The next night...
after he finished his 4th beer...
the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door
and found the same six-foot
cockroach standing there.

The big bug punched him
in the stomach....
then left.

The next night....
after he finished his 1st beer.....
the doorbell rang again.

The same six-foot cockroach
was standing there.

This time he was kneed in the
groin and hit behind the ear as
he doubled over in pain.

Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't
drink at all.

The doorbell rang.

The cockroach was standing there.

The bug beat the snot out of Harold
and left him in a heap on the living
room floor.

The following day...
Harold went to see his doctor.

He explained events of the
preceding four nights ".

"What can I do?"... he pleaded.

"Not much" he doctor replied.

"There's just a nasty bug
going around".



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