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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:27 pm
Standing room only.

The following is apparently an actual exchange of correspondence
between a customer and the Irish Railway Company.

Gentlemen....

I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years... and the
service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip.

I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people
2,000 years ago.

Yours truly...

Patrick Finnegan

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Dear Mr. Finnegan....

We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service
and believe you are somewhat confused in your history.

The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.

Sincerely...

Irish Railway Company
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Gentlemen...

I am in receipt of your letter.. and I think you are the ones who are confused
in your history.

If you refer to the Bible and the Book of David.. 9th Chapter....

you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass.

That.... gentlemen... is something I have not been able to do on your trains
in the last two years!.

Yours truly...

Patrick Finnegan.
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:24 pm
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:42 pm
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Mon 05 Dec 2011, 10:01 pm
Winter is upon us again and our native birds will soon be finding food scarce...
so in an effort to encourage some sort of environmental conscience in you all...
can I request that each and every single one of you visit your local pet shop
emporium and please purchase some bags of nuts for our fine featherd friends.

There really is no finer sight on a snowy winters day than to find a pair of Tits
wrapped around your nuts.

Just bear in mind... however... that it's too early in the year to expect a swallow.

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