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skinman {kan}
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|  Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 02 Feb 2010, 2:12 pm | |
| Let me see if I've got this right...IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
GET SHOT
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE OR RUSSIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL
BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET A JOB... A DRIVERS LICENCE....
A NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD...
MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY...
FOOD STAMPS... CREDIT CARDS....
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE.
FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.
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We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds
and thousands of dream homes... courtesy of our sponsor.
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And don't forget....
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provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport
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cash benefits starting at £180 a week
and a chance to earn thousands more.... begging...
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This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or
stowing away on one of our partner airlines
ferry companies or Euro star.
No application ever refused
reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers
And remember the magic password.
....................ASYLUM
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Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our
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and the world famous Toddington Services area....
in Historic Bedfordshire.
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don't forget...
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speed you on your way
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And you are**** GUARANTEED ****To be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners
In the easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner.
When they play....................ASYLUM  |
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TomOnFire {KAN}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 02 Feb 2010, 8:08 pm | |
| getting a little xenophobic around here?  _________________  |
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ADW {KAN}
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skinman {kan}
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:21 am | |
| Do you ever feel overworked... over regulated... under leisured.. and under benefitted?. Take heart. A notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was dated 1852.This firm has reduced the hours of work. the clerical staff will now only have to be present between the hours of 6 a.m... and 7 p.m. weekdays.
Clothing must be of sober nature. The clerical staff will not disport themselves in raiment of bright colours..nor will they wear hose unless in good repair.
Overshoes and topcoats may not be worn in the office... but neck scarves and headwear may be worn in inclement weather.
A stove is provided for the benefit of the clericalstaff. Coal and wood must be kept in the locker. It is recommended that each member of the clerical staff bring four pounds of coal each day during the cold weather.
No member of the clerical staff may leave the room without permission from the supervisor.
No talking is allowed during business hours.
The craving for tobacco.. wine.. or spirits is a human weakness... and as such is forbidden to all members of the clerical staff.
Now that the hours of business have been drastically reduced.. the partaking of food is allowed between 11:30 and noon... but work will not on any account cease.
Members of the clerical staff will provide their own pens.A new sharpener is available on application to the supervisor.
The supervisor will nominate a senior clerk to be responsible for the cleanliness of the main office and the supervisor's private office. All boys and juniors will report to him 40 minutes beforeprayers and will remain after closing hours for similar work. Brushes.. brooms.. scrubbers.. and soap are provided by the owners.
The owners recognize the generosity of the new labour laws.. but will expect a great rise in output of work to compensate for these near Utopian conditions.Sounds like Heaven. |
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Thu 18 Feb 2010, 5:53 pm | |
| The Good Old Days...For boys. Where's Ma Tea!?. |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:54 am | |
| | TomOnFire {KAN} wrote: | | getting a little xenophobic around here? |
I don't know, at first glance, it could be interpreted that way, but the more I think about it, the more it sickens me that when bad people take advantage of a system, it hurts those that legitimately seek asylum.
I have worked with many migrant workers, mostly from Mexico, and the H2B visa program that gives them temporary permission to work in the states, legally. I cannot tell you how many times I would be, say, at store, or doctors with one of them, and people would make comment about them being here illegally or some other colorful expression that I cannot post in the public section.
But I have also come across the illegals that think it is OK to break our laws, and hurt our citizens and tap out our resources. So what do we do? This is a very real problem. |
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
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skinman {kan}
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 19 Feb 2010, 5:09 pm | |
| | Lady of Winter {KAN} wrote: | | TomOnFire {KAN} wrote: | | getting a little xenophobic around here? |
I don't know, at first glance, it could be interpreted that way, but the more I think about it, the more it sickens me that when bad people take advantage of a system, it hurts those that legitimately seek asylum.
I have worked with many migrant workers, mostly from Mexico, and the H2B visa program that gives them temporary permission to work in the states, legally. I cannot tell you how many times I would be, say, at store, or doctors with one of them, and people would make comment about them being here illegally or some other colorful expression that I cannot post in the public section.
But I have also come across the illegals that think it is OK to break our laws, and hurt our citizens and tap out our resources. So what do we do? This is a very real problem. |
Overall there is a surprising lack of knowledge or understanding
about the situations of immigrants in the U.K....
experiencing social and economic disadvantage.
Even less about how new immigration can affect local
neighbourhoods and the challenges for receiving immigrant
populations.
Few lessons seem to have been learnt about managing the
consequences of new immigration.
Although Many immigrants benefit from living near people of
the same ethnic background.
I believe Public policy...
increasingly views such ethnic clusters as problematic...
and dispersal restricts access to these benefits for some
new immigrants.
Community tensions seem to be an inevitable consequence
of new immigration.
The impact of new immigration on local neighbourhoods varies
depending upon...
the local socio-economic context.
Regardless of legal status or ethnic origin..
new immigrants typically live in poor quality housing in deprived
inner city neighbourhoods.
Many also face harassment and hostility and experience difficulties
accessing appropriate support.
I feel that new immigrants can make a positive contribution to the
local and national economy.
the cultural and social fabric of Glasgow today is all the more diverse
thanks to them.
It is funny how it is only immigrants who break our laws...
what about our own so called law abiding citizens..
some who bring real shame to the rest of us?.
but as you say ...
It is an on going problem that won't be resolved easily.
Sad Eh'.
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Play Time. Sat 06 Mar 2010, 5:50 am | |
| How many hours a week do you play online?.All night gaming binges are harmless in moderation... but one married Korean couple discovered the awful consequences of letting virtual life overtake real responsibilities.The pair who were hooked on an online game called "Prius" where they were raising a virtual daughter were arrested by Korean police and charged with failing to care for their three month old baby daughter who died of malnutrition.They admitted to feeding their child rotten powdered milk frequently spanking her and leaving her at home during marathon sessions at the PC bang gaming clubs thatare a staple of Korean gamer culture.They called in to police to report that they found their daughter dead after comingback home in the morning.a police detective said.."They had spent 12 hours.. all night.. at a PC bang".It's not the first time a death was linked to gaming addiction.in 2005 a man collapsed and died after playing 50 straight hours of starcraft at a PC bang.Roughly one half of Korea's population play online games.... and almost all of them have access to high speed internet connections. Korean lawmakers are considering legislation to curb excessive gaming.It just show's how addictive these games can be... |
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skinman {kan}
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Lady of Winter {KAN}
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mraztec3{KAN}
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skinman {kan}
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