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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 23 May 2009, 3:05 pm

Idly the Scottish tourist
watched the Devon man
dig and turn over the soil.

Eventually he said...
"Hey... pal..

whit's that you're doin?".

"Oi'm digging tatters... sor ".

"Potatoes?...
Those small things?...

You call them potatoes?.

Back up in Aberdeen we have
potatoes ten times that size!".

"Yes.. sor....

But you see....

We only grow them
to fit our mouths!".
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Tue 26 May 2009, 8:06 pm

Before the Battle of Agincourt
in 1415...the French...
anticipating victory over the
English...
proposed to cut off the middle
finger of all captured English
soldiers.

Without the middle finger..
it would be impossible to draw
the renowned English longbow
and therefore be incapable of
fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made
of the native English Yew tree..
and the act of drawing the longbow
was known as "plucking the yew".

Much to the bewilderment of the
French..
the English won a major upset and
began mocking the French by waving
their middle fingers at the defeated
French..saying... "See...
we can still pluck yew!...

PLUCK YEW!".

Over the years..
some entymologists have grown up
around this symbolic gesture.

Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult
to say....
like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker".

which is who you had to go to for the
feathers used on the arrows for the
longbow.

the difficult consonant cluster at the
beginning has gradually changed to a
labiodental fricative .F. and thus the
words often used in conjunction with
the one-finger-salute are mistakenly
thought to have something to do with
an intimate encounter.

It is also because of the pheasant
feathers on the arrows that the
symbolic gesture is known as...

"giving the bird".
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 30 May 2009, 6:49 pm

Can you tell the difference
between a horse and a frog?...






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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 30 May 2009, 8:00 pm

Skinman, I enjoyed the post about the middle finger. Very interesting, indeed. Thank you, sir.

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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sat 30 May 2009, 8:47 pm

L.O.W....

I'm glad you enjoyed
my wee story....

did you by any
Operchancity
get the joke?...

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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Sun 31 May 2009, 1:20 am

But of course my partner in crime :)
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 1:32 pm

Cat with hypnotic eyes

"Look into my eyes....
look into my eyes....
the eyes...
the eyes....
not around the eyes....

don't look around the eyes....
look into my eyes.

you will soon be under
my spell.
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PostSubject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 8:19 pm

lol!
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