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PostSubject: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:50 pm

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being
spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:02 pm

lol! Who says we have to wait till 2040?
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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:22 pm

Are you serious? gives a whole new meaning to "just popping in for a quick one"
hang on a minute,this is sounding familiar.waking up the next morning with a huge stiffy,having taken a powdery substance the night before,looking across and seeing someone whos name you dont know,and face you dont recognise,with absolutely no idea where you are, or how you came to be here...hmmmm..............thats what dating in the 80s was like for me lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:22 pm

lol! geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:35 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:04 pm

...(sigh) this is what i have to deal with lol! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Pfizer Corporation - A MUST READ FOR THOSE OVER 18   Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:12 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! im scared to drink mountain dew now
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