After parachuting course, the recruits Esposito, scared the imminent launch, calls you with:
- Sargent! ... that happens you 'or parachute does not open?
The instructor, and then, once again explains that in addition to the normal release cord, there is also a buckle on his back, which is possibly unschackled to allow the opening of the parachute and, of course, on the ground find a truck that the return to base camp. But Esposito, now the grip of fear, insists:
- What if 'a buckle does not work?
- Time enough! - Says the instructor - This case is very rare, but if it occurs, there is a third string, right on the belly, to be pulled in order to land safely and be taken by truck to return to the field.
Esposito, then, momentarily quiet, but you play in his repertoire of panic at launch.
So much so that the instructor must necessarily push it in a vacuum. So the poor are struggling with all the cords of his parachute. Pull the first, the parachute does not open ... Released the buckle back, the parachute does not open ... pull the string on the belly parachute does not open! Esposito in total panic, exclaims:
how unlucky! you want to see that reached the ground I can not find the truck?
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