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PostSubject: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:17 pm

first off let me start by saying that if you dont like dirtiness then this joke is NOT for you!

Big Fat And Juciy
A Pickle a Cucumber and Penis were all sitting at a bar talking bout how their lives sucked. the cucumber looked at the pickle and the penis and said "man my life sucks, when I get big fat and juicy I get chopped up, thrown on a salad and eaten"! The pickle turned to the cucumber and said "Oh yea? that isnt so bad, when I get big fat and juicy, I get stuck in a jar with liquid and get stored for the rest of my life" ! Now the penis was really drunk at this point. The Penis looked at both the cucumber and the pickle and said " O? you guys think you got it rough? when I get big, fat, and juicy they stick a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bash my head into a wall untill I throw up and pass out"!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:32 pm

very good alucard

lol! party party
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:34 pm

:rofl3: :rofl3:

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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:34 pm

AHAHAHHAH hilarious! lol! lol! ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 5:46 pm

*Bows* thank you
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 7:10 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL like it
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PostSubject: big fat and juicy/joke time   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 8:13 pm

Very funny applaus applaus applaus
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:01 pm

Hmmm that was helariouse but not near as nasty as some of the jokes at my school lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:26 pm

hehe weting me pant lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:11 pm

667the beasts neighbour wrote:
hehe weting me pant lol!
:?: :?: :?: lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:30 pm

NEVER HEARD THT JOKE BEFORE BUT WICKED FUNNY!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 1:18 am

over 18 please DID U HEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOMBER THAT WAS GOING TO BOMB,,,,,BUT SHE GOT ANTHRAX CONFUSED WITH TAMPAX AND BLEW THE WRONG CUNT !! ...SORRI
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 5:02 am



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 1:32 pm

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Best Surgeon in Texas
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States!"




lol! ahhahahahahah ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 6:41 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 24 Sep 2008, 3:27 am



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:45 am

ROFL ROFL man i can hardly breath
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 24 Sep 2008, 1:56 pm

:rofl3:
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:04 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:44 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 25 Sep 2008, 10:16 pm

pile wrote:
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

lol :rofl3: :rofl3:
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:59 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:46 pm

pile wrote:
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:51 am



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:32 am

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololololo;l lol! lol! hehehehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:53 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL rofl rofl rofl
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:36 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:53 pm

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"And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 01 Oct 2008, 1:11 am



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 01 Oct 2008, 1:22 am

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In memory of the late Marcel Marceau,

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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 01 Oct 2008, 1:24 am

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Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts! Razz

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Wed 01 Oct 2008, 9:51 am

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Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts! Razz

OMG!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 02 Oct 2008, 9:31 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 02 Oct 2008, 9:41 pm

very good Razz
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 02 Oct 2008, 9:43 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Thu 02 Oct 2008, 9:46 pm

rofl
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 03 Oct 2008, 11:17 am

lol Laughing Razz good one where do u get these?
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 03 Oct 2008, 4:14 pm



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 03 Oct 2008, 4:17 pm

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A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are assholes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back."

The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm an asshole."

I really wish we could recommend posts. The jokes are hilarious!

Thank you pile for making us laugh - you nut!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 03 Oct 2008, 5:30 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 04 Oct 2008, 12:37 am

srry dont get it :|
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 04 Oct 2008, 5:49 pm

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=southern firestorm= wrote:
srry dont get it :|

re-read it in like 2 to 3 years. Tease


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 04 Oct 2008, 9:34 pm

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A sailor with a small head walked into a bar.
The bartender asked what happened.
The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."
She said, "I will grant you three wishes."
The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."
Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head."



prehaps u should explain in a more simple way LOL lol! cause fire dont get it i think it is really funny tho :rofl3: ROFL
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PostSubject: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 06 Oct 2008, 3:05 am

lol! ROFL party
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 06 Oct 2008, 9:21 am

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PostSubject: big fat and juicy/ joke time   Mon 06 Oct 2008, 9:47 am

ROFL ROFL ROFL funny ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 06 Oct 2008, 3:31 pm

applaus applaus applaus applaus
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