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PostSubject: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:17 pm

first off let me start by saying that if you dont like dirtiness then this joke is NOT for you!

Big Fat And Juciy
A Pickle a Cucumber and Penis were all sitting at a bar talking bout how their lives sucked. the cucumber looked at the pickle and the penis and said "man my life sucks, when I get big fat and juicy I get chopped up, thrown on a salad and eaten"! The pickle turned to the cucumber and said "Oh yea? that isnt so bad, when I get big fat and juicy, I get stuck in a jar with liquid and get stored for the rest of my life" ! Now the penis was really drunk at this point. The Penis looked at both the cucumber and the pickle and said " O? you guys think you got it rough? when I get big, fat, and juicy they stick a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bash my head into a wall untill I throw up and pass out"!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:32 pm

very good alucard

lol! party party
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:34 pm

:rofl3: :rofl3:

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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 4:34 pm

AHAHAHHAH hilarious! lol! lol! ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 5:46 pm

*Bows* thank you
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 7:10 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL like it
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PostSubject: big fat and juicy/joke time   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 8:13 pm

Very funny applaus applaus applaus
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:01 pm

Hmmm that was helariouse but not near as nasty as some of the jokes at my school lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:26 pm

hehe weting me pant lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:11 pm

667the beasts neighbour wrote:
hehe weting me pant lol!

:?: :?: :?: lol!
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Mon 22 Sep 2008, 8:30 pm

NEVER HEARD THT JOKE BEFORE BUT WICKED FUNNY!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 1:18 am

over 18 please DID U HEAR OF THE SUICIDE BOMBER THAT WAS GOING TO BOMB,,,,,BUT SHE GOT ANTHRAX CONFUSED WITH TAMPAX AND BLEW THE WRONG CUNT !! ...SORRI
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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 5:02 am



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PostSubject: Re: big fat and juciy/joke time!   Tue 23 Sep 2008, 1:32 pm

pile wrote:
Best Surgeon in Texas
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States!"





lol! ahhahahahahah ROFL ROFL ROFL
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