mraztec3{KAN}
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 |  Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION.  Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:52 pm | |
| _________________ ~When there's no one to love, what's the point of living?  |
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 25 Jul 2010, 4:48 pm | |
| I was sitting up in bed last night.... in my favorite socks.... reading by candllight... what I thought was a deep and meaningful article about life and the church... and wondering how crumbs manage to find their way into the bottom half of my pyjamas.. when it suddenly struck.... There seems to be a misconception when it comes to our part in the evolution of the species. The biggest one is the idea that I somehow evolved from a primate monkey. I'm almost sure That this is the case and hopefully I'll be able to clear this up ( though seeing me in person... you would see the unmistakable likeness). Who was it that said I came from a monkey... that I share a common ancestor.... that I came from the same animal?. then again.... is it so hard to imagine?. Look at the similarities.... look at the way both species interact.. (I may have even dated one once). Is it too close for there to be no ties in the family trees?. for those who say that evolution is a preposterous idea... and would accept the idea of a creator... do I really think it more plausible that a magical being had a hand in it.. and came from outside... created the entire Cosmos and made this minuscule little dot that we call earth.. and wiggled his finger in the dirt to create life as we know it?. All I'm really sure of is.... it's Time for my ovaltine... the biscuit I have hidden in my pyjama pocket.... and a nap.  _________________ yours to the bone....  |
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: The real thing. Sun 22 Aug 2010, 5:26 am | |
| Coke.... the Real Thing!.
Just when you thought I knew everything....
I read an article about the best way To clean your toilet.
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl.
Let the real thing sit for an hour.... then flush clean.
The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers... Rub the bumper with a
crumpled-up piece of aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals.... Pour a can of Coca-Cola
over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt.... Apply a cloth soaked in Coca Cola to the rusted
bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham.... Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking tray...
wrap the ham in aluminium foil and bake.
Thirty minutes before the ham is finished... remove the foil.....
allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
To remove grease from clothes... Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy
clothes... add detergent... and run through a regular cycle.
Coca Cola will help loosen grease stains.
It will also clean road haze from your windscreen.
The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
Its pH is 2.8...... It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
To carry Coca Cola syrup.. (the concentrate).. a commercial truck must use
the .. (hazardous material).. placards reserved for Highly Corrosive
materials..
The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the
engines of their trucks for about 20 years!....
Drink up!.....  _________________ yours to the bone.... |
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skinman {kan}
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Number of posts: 2457
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| | Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 24 Aug 2010, 5:24 am | |
| ...................Watch The Birdie.
Scientists at NASA built a gun...... specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of military jets
and the space shuttle all travelling at maximum velocity.
The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of bird-strike to test the
strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high-speed trains.
Arrangements were made... and a gun was sent to the British engineers.
When the gun was fired... the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
hurtled out of the barrel... crashed into the shatterproof shield... smashed
it to smithereens... blasted through the control console.... snapped the
engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the
cabin.
The horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment...
along with the designs of the windshield... and begged the U.S. scientists for
suggestions.
NASA responded with a one line memo....
"Thaw the chicken".  _________________ yours to the bone.... |
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